There’s a new bank in town. Perhaps you’ve seen our stickers on a light pole.
A lot of people ask me what the secret is to a successful marriage and I am happy to tell them: it is berries.
A weekly analysis of the world’s greatest cartoon.
Employees I’ve dealt with at electronics mega-retailer Best Buy, placed in other lines of work.
For the straphanger who’s afraid to have everything.
Mega Force was the most elite unit of the Galactic Army. They prepared for duty with very intense training and enjoyed state-of-the-art equipment. Their members were hailed as heroes in all corners of the universe. Mega Force was disbanded in 2134 because of internal bitching.
For the savvy traveler who doesn’t care what people think.
Stocks are in a sense tiny pieces of a company. Owning even a single share lets you bully and harass the staff of that particular company’s operation and preface your complaints with “As a shareholder…” For example: “As a shareholder, I’m very upset this Home Depot is sold out of my favorite twine.”
Where do concepts like “aptitude”, “intelligence” and “paying one’s dues” find themselves smothered to death by a big duvet of denial?
In the wake of James Frey’s comeuppance on Oprah, and with my own memoir of hardship, addiction and persecution heading to press, I feel it behooves me to come clean now…
“Berklee School of Music is great, but you need to weigh their price tag with the fact you’ll never sell more than 43 albums.” “I’d be happy to put a word in for you, but I really should save my Dartmouth connections for someone who won’t wind up in prison.” “Do you really want to…
Hi, it’s my first podcast, so I hope it comes out well. I have a great microphone and about two hours left on my laptop. And I’m locked in the trunk of a car, so if you hear me, please come help me.
WOW! Mint condition partridge in pear tree **NO RESERVE**
I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking “What will I do with an animatronic monkey?” “Why would you buy an animatronic monkey for my anniversary?” “What were you thinking when you purchased an animatronic monkey from the Sharper Image?”
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Good afternoon. My name is Ethics T. Foreclosure. I am a former account supervisor of Mr. Charles Mbobo who recently reached his ideal weight thanks to Hoodia, the miracle root from Africa. I received your contact information via Plaxo…
Reaching out to analyze and understand the humor of other cultures. Today’s lesson: France.
A non-partisan guide for judgemental New York voters.
Season One (Final Season)