Looks a little like you’ve been confronted by a mob of angry smokers, but it definitely says you’re the boss.
History is filled with mustachioed politicians, but they rose to power through revolution, putsch or brutality. That’s not coming through here.
THOMAS V. OGNIBENE
He’s got the conservative look down. In New York City. Sure to take the Lower East Side by squall.
What’cha got in there Seth?
A party with a one-note platform is slightly absurd, but I can picture you angry over a wounded Spruce. Sold.
Yearbook committee called. Wants photo back.
Rent Is Too Damn High Party
Voter intimidation only works if you’re standing in the booth with us.
MARTIN G. KOPPEL
Socialist Workers Party
Can’t be bothered to supply a profile or a photo. Must be busy teaching film.
BETSY F. GOTBAUM
May I advocate a new photographer?
A dentist running against an entrenched incumbent from his own party. Guess I would have skipped the photo too.
"And if I win, y’all are invited over for mama’s Crazy Pudding."
Goetz, party of one, your table is ready.
WILLIAM C. THOMPSON JR.
Nice. Serious. In front of a public building. I trust you to do whatever comptrollers do.
HERBERT F. RYAN
Didn’t provide a profile or a photo. Must really want to win.
Christ Ron. Look like you want to woo voters, not sauté them.
DANIEL B. FEIN
Socialist Workers Party
Workers Unite! And get your lazy candidates to submit photos and profiles.
MANHATTAN BOROUGH PRESIDENT
Republican & Liberal Parties
The suit says republican and the hair says liberal. Nicely done, you paradox.
Are you sure you’re not the republican? Are you pulling a reverse-Bloomberg?
JESSIE A. FIELDS
A little flare in the glasses your photographer might have noticed, but it’s friendly and down to earth. Good.
JOSEPH L. DOBRIAN
Strike Three for the Libertarians. I’m not canceling my subscription to Reason, but I give up.
Note to Seth…
Do not get your photo taken after getting your wisdom teeth pulled, no matter how happy the demerol is making you.
Rent Is Too Damn High, For Reals
With Election Day rapidly approaching, it’s time you started thinking seriously about which mayoral candidate deserves your vote. After all,…
I’m kinda hoping McMillan wins the runner-up spot for Mayor. It will scrae the living daylights out of politicians in this City. We’ve voted in dead guys, crazy is nothing!
Quick Hits: A Superficial Guide To 2005 NYC Elections
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Interestingly funny, Moore does seem to be ‘Lecterish’…
It’ll Be Mayor Mike, Unless There’s a Miracle
Just five days until election, and it’s like there’s one of those grey, rainy clouds over Fernando Ferrer’s head. Not that he or anyone from his campaign or his supporters will admit it, but even the trying-to-be-upbeat words are veiled with gloom. For…
I kind of liked the Saute idea but “Lecterish”? That’s cold!
And careful guys – we Libertarians are kinda sensitive about losing all the time.
Ohhhh I laughed my ass off reading these. When I grow up I want to be just like you.
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