An alarming influx of misdirected emails and comments sadly necessitates the following announcement:
Please be advised that Banterist is not a resource for contacting Sean Puff Daddy Puffy P. Diddy Just Diddy Combs, Stevie Wonder or Paris Hilton.
Apparently several individuals found Banterist via a Google search for Sean Combs’s email address. After their Puff Daddy quest results lead them to Diddy’s Daddy Tips and A Public Message From Sean P. Diddy Combs they assumed they struck Puffy gold. Then, apparently unable to comprehend what they may or may not have bothered to read, they sent P. Diddy an email, via Banterist, believing it to be another appendage of the Just Diddy empire.
Likewise, certain individuals who found their way to AOL Chat With Stevie Wonder and Dear Person Who Hacked Paris Hilton’s Cell Phone seem to believe that Banterist is the personal website of those individuals.
Unfortunately, it is not. I lack the musical talents of the exquisite Mr. Wonder, and am differently-gendered and educated than Ms. Hilton. Unlike Mr. Just Diddy, I was unable to build a remarkable career chattering over other people’s melodies, and would not find it politically or financially feasible to pay a black gentleman to follow me around with an umbrella.
In addition, I have no contact with any of them, though I would like to extend to Mr. Wonder an open invitation for brunch.
It can be assumed that the following unedited, uncorrected emails and comments sent to Banterist will not reach their intended targets any time soon:
From : hu69@[redacted]
To Whom It May Concern:
Thanks for entertaining my query. Do you have contact info for Mr. Combs?
I thank you for the attention to this question.
Howard University Alumni Association
how is everything, i hope its all good, i wrote to tell u to help me with P.DIDDY email address, so that i can send him email, cause i have business to discuss with him, please, i know u have his email address, am not in same country with him thats why i need it.
please try to send me the email address.
Subject: RE recording interview
This Message is for Sean P. Diddy Combs
I write this brief message regarding my daughter, having a schedule interview with Sean P.Diddy Combs on April, 2006…. She was prepared to come to New York with the assistant of me (mother) and my fiance, to support her during her musical quest… I am attending law school, and looked forward to her going to New York to interview with you organization. I have even put aside financial savings for her to meet with you for the music business. She has work very hard since she was 3 years old… She plays 5 instruments, and writes music, and create songs that go with musical notes… My daughter is very skillful, in her music quest… I fell that if you were not able to keep your word, than you should send some type of documentation regarding if you can reschedule her appointment… should you wish to continue this matter and reschedule her time to come and audition for your recording studio, please contact her at [redacted].
I would greatly appreciate this matter in consideration to you concerns if you would at least contact her with what you plan to do….in the future…
If you would like to contact me, her mother: [redacted]
I work in a legal office/contract….
I thank you in advance for your consideration to this matter
stevie im in year 10 i am doing a report on you couldyou emailme and tell me howyou use your ict with your special needs please relply thank you very much love danielle and stephanie xxxx
You need to check out the main story in PARADE (1/8/06). It mentions your name as part of someone’s dream of a lifetime. It would be great if you could make this happen, if only for a day! I don’t know the person, but I would be interested if you decide to act on this. Thanks for letting me write to you. I have always adored your music!!
Hey P.Diddy I guess this is the only way too get to you well me and my counsin and sister wanted too ask you if it is a possible for you too make us big? We have too dancer and we was wondering if you could because our family is preying and we are the same age as b5 but we just girls and I want too tell you that we have alot of talent you just type back and yes you would hear from us oh yeah our name is 3d
Subject: asking for relationship
i love you paris moe than anything else.i would be very please if you understand my feelings
Actually, that last one *is* for you, Brian. You forget that “Paris Moe” is your garment district street name.
d00d, 1 cant bleeve n0ne 0f them uzd f0nespeek!
just wondering, in regards to the “Sean P.Diddy”, recording interview email…which part of that letter is BRIEF???
It seems, based on the entertaining and scary posts of brain-dead teens on this site that the board of education really will give a diploma to just anyone. So unfortunate.
I’m so embarrassed… you mean you can’t help me with my musical career?!? Or hook me up with Paris Hilton?!? Oh jeez. Can I at least touch your leather pants?
You would think the freaking president of the Howard University Alumni Association would know better…
TOO FREAKING FUNNY!
Listen, if Stevie calls, I’d like to get in on that brunch.
This it rich, I’m afraid the Grammar Police are going to strike for a raise after reviewing these emails!
Hello mr Stevie Wonder, my name is peter jesus christ disciple from nigeria,there is a man call himself jesus christ,and his ready to open your blind eyes to see your wife and children,his 42 yrs old and was born on December 28 1964.
His father is in heaven and his mother is holy virgin mary,he do not smoke drink nor flirt and his still virgin his not working under any human being,he walk alone unless i am with him, he has no wife nor children and his ready to prove to the world that is the real jesus christ that is coming back to the world,the reason why he choose you [steve wonder] is that you are the only solution to the whole world that is there will be no terrorism,sin,hatered,injustices,inequlity and civil war,when your eyes is open,that is exactly when Osarma bin laden wil be caught,he didn’t need your money or your wealth al what is consign about is your feelings that you want to see your wife and children.
He want you to annouce it to the V.O.A[voice of America] and B.B.C[british broadcast corperation] so that all the government will intervain,once again he didn’t need your money or wealth all what is bother for is to prove it that his the jesus that is coming back and he want you to choose any part of the world that the miracle will take place b’cos everone knows that you are a blind man and there is know secret in that
This are some prove that he says and happen exactly like that
1 he said nigerian are not going to collect the Nation Cup since year 2000 when his country hosted it and it happen like that with the big players we have
2 he said know any nigerian citizen wil raign in the world if he didn’t open your eyes b’cos al Nigerian go for money not names and they stain our country
He went to American embassy in Nigeria to submit a letter to them that he want to open your blind eyes
2nd of january 2003 Thursday
9th of january 2003 Thursday
17th of january 2003 Thursday
Ask those who are on duties and you will see that it’s truth,this is mine and his own contact address
PETER’S ADDRESS JESUS ADDRESS
NO 32 OLORI STREET SHOGUNLE NO 17 SAKA STREET SHOGUNLE
OSHODI CITY OSHODI CITY
LAGOS STATE LAGOS STATE
23401 ZIP CODE 23401 ZIP CODE
WEST AFRICA WEST AFRICA
or mail back to email@example.com or call 23418032431691
hey p-diddy my name is tamika and i just wanna ask u a question i have a friend that make music his name is mike but he calls hisself exclusive and he has been doing this for a while but i told him to believe in his self. so do u think that u can listen to it please just email me to let me know ok. i love u pdiddy
when are u coming
to nigeria and where
I would like to write to Sean P. Diddy. If you wouldn’t mind, can I have his office/business postal address. I need his help and he will need mine too. He will be very happy to hear from me. I’m an old friend but unfortunately lost contact due to moving from one place to another. I’m in London at the moment.
Tender regards to him and the team.
I will be very glad if my request will be considered.
God bless you all with the business.
Hope to hear from you.
my name is junior i realy want to be promoted im 12 and have big dreams im not trying to be big headed but i know im the best please email me god bless YOU