Banterist - Dear Person Who Hacked Paris Hilton's Cell Phone

From New York, original humor & commentary by Brian Sack.
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Dear Person Who Hacked Paris Hilton's Cell Phone

By making Ms. Hilton's phone book and emails available for all to see, you provided me with much entertainment on a lazy Sunday. I thoroughly enjoyed the fruits of your labor, gleefully imagining the fury that would be directed at Ms. Hilton after Eminem received his ninetieth wake-up call from some adoring, aspiring wigga. I thought long and hard about calling up "Dad" and cursing him for producing such a monstrosity and unleashing it on the public. I spent valuable seconds wondering if a mundane entry like "Rite Aid" was for a pharmacy - or a drug dealer. I wonder if "Egplant dike ass" will be upset when she recognizes her phone number.

Though I was pleased to see the number for "Feed the children" in there, she didn't gain any points with me. I can't stand her and neither, obviously, can you.

We share the same distaste for the girl. We're appalled by the vapidity, the hubris, the logic-defying celebrity status bestowed on her by dunces. You cringe as I cringe. You shake your head as I do. You don't get it as I don't get it.

No doubt you were as traumatized as I was that the video of her humping an opportunistic sleazeball didn't send her off to oblivion - but rather made her bigger and more powerful. Just like the blob in The Blob. I saw this as a sign that the world was going to Hell, and so did you. Indeed, perhaps she's Satan in a tart costume.

Speaking of Satan - who do you think would email back if I sent "Christ" a message? She can't be that connected, can she? He's there in her address book, two up from Chris Judd, just under "Mr. Chows."

Though I find Ms. Hilton a classless drain on all things decent and believe she cheerfully, vacantly represents almost everything that's wrong with society today, my contempt for the strumpet ends at calling her names. You? You've got moxie, my boy. You take action.

Now, what you did was wrong of course. Your callous disregard for collateral damage was on par with the average Islamist. Come tomorrow - after having received countless emails and phone calls from freaks worldwide - hundreds of innocent and not-so-innocent people or their assistants will be forced to spend their President's Day obtaining new phone numbers and email addresses.

Because of what you did to Ms. Hilton, other folks were hurt or placed in harm's way. Ashlee Simpson might get a call reminding her that she's a fraud perpetrating a joke on the song-downloading public. Ditto Lindsay Lohan. And Lauren Popeil, heiress to Ronco, might be hounded by people upset that her dad's Food Dehydrator is a piece of crap.

A lot of folks - and inexplicably Pauly Shore - were caught in the crossfire. So shame on you.

But how totally, totally awesome.

Sure we've all seen Paris naked, committing oral sodomy in night vision, but your felonious adventure provided pretty much anyone with internet access the opportunity to catch a glimpse of the little portion of Paris they hadn't yet seen. The Paris who, according to her personal notes, has to "Get birth control kill pill." The Paris who has "Tell ken about jess trying to bone JT" as a to-do. The business-savvy Paris who plans to "Do that's hot tank tops like chrome hearts iold english writinh that's hot with crosses and tiatas."

Thanks to the overwhelming Paris Hilton media offensive (pun intended), the content of her Sidekick phone was actually the only Paris-related thing left for the general population to find out about. Now that you went the extra mile and provided it to us, I can't help but wonder: is she over?

Of course she isn't. That would simply be too lucky. Sure, we'd love to think of her being dis-invited to parties and airbrushed off magazine covers. But it's not going to happen. I wouldn't say we'll always have Paris, but she'll be desecrating the culture a bit longer. Sigh.

Not to say the sacrifice you'll be making is in vain; you gave us brief joy and a glimmer of hope. For that, I thank you. No doubt a good portion of the public thanks you. Pauly Shore, ironically, probably thanks you. In fact the only people not thanking you would be the heiress herself, and 500 of her closest "friends."

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Comments

are all of the websites that had the numbers found in paris hilton's address book down or deleted? because i can't find any

Posted by: me | February 21, 2005 4:57 PM

Your perspective was simply brilliant! America's Favorite "let them eat cake girl" has certainly worn out her 15 minutes by my watch. Only in America can one go so far by virtue of what crotch you are to fall out of. Keep up the good work.
Ken

Posted by: Ken Ratkosky | February 21, 2005 6:10 PM

If anyone happens to have a list of Paris Hilton's numbers in her cell phone, i would appreciate it if you would send it to me. Thank you!

Posted by: charlotte | February 21, 2005 6:45 PM

I found one... enjoy :)

Posted by: Scott | February 21, 2005 7:05 PM

Yeahyeah nuew number to bug [redacted]

Posted by: Someone | February 21, 2005 7:45 PM

if anyone has the list f numbers ca u plz send them to me? thanks!!

Posted by: me | February 21, 2005 8:07 PM

if anyone has the list can someone email it to me or maybe a link or something?
Thanks!!!
Natasha

Posted by: tasha | February 21, 2005 8:18 PM

I have the list!!!!!

E-mail me if you wantee

Posted by: L Paslawski | February 21, 2005 9:17 PM

so wuts the url of all the phone #'s and celeb emails, etc? email me eminemnavril_csc@yahoo.com

Posted by: carrie | February 21, 2005 9:55 PM

Sorry but as a courtesy to a few folks on the list, I'm not publishing it or any links to it.

If this troubles you, please contact Eminem at 917-776-7643.

Posted by: Brian | February 21, 2005 10:06 PM

E mail me 2!!!!

Posted by: ME | February 21, 2005 11:11 PM

CAN U PLZ SEND ME A LIST OF THE CONTACTS AND PHONE NUMBERS THAT WOULD BE GREATLY APPRECITATED THX

Posted by: Cal | February 22, 2005 2:02 AM

plz e mail me christina aguileras number and the list thanx u all

and evry one should love paris its not her folt

Posted by: theo | February 22, 2005 3:39 AM

if any1 gets em please e-mail em to me?! please?:P rachael_macrae@hotmail.com

Posted by: rach | February 22, 2005 6:09 AM

if anyone has any celebrity phone numbers i would appreciate a list of them, thanks in advance for all the work

Posted by: marcus | February 22, 2005 8:36 AM

If ny1 has da #'s E-mail ME Thanks!

Posted by: Jason | February 22, 2005 12:09 PM

[redacted]

Posted by: Me | February 22, 2005 12:38 PM

yeah id like to see the list too pls eamil to pmason2001@yahoo.com

Posted by: robert | February 22, 2005 1:13 PM

Yea, I gotta see this list. I don't want to be the only one who hasn't and I can't find it on the web I'm Ericksberg.J@neu.edu

Posted by: Jaime | February 22, 2005 2:06 PM

anyone with the list...i would love to see it...could you please email it to me...i haven't been able to find it either...damn the establishment...hehe

Posted by: real phred | February 22, 2005 2:12 PM

Not many of you seem to be privy to the magnitude of offense, nor the penalty for such premeditated thievery and invasion. Paris is hot, and she likes to have fun. As for me, I'll hang out with Paris any day of the week before any of you dirt bags. Bye-

Posted by: t-nad | February 22, 2005 2:50 PM

U guys are all some losers trying to get stars phone numbers. What are you just going to cll and say hey. You look hella dumb. Respect privacy and get a life of your own.

Posted by: Paris | February 22, 2005 4:08 PM

The newest Unreleased phone numbers are out. Email me at [redacted] to 'actually' get the link to the pics and phone numbers. Over at [redacted] and yes it's a dot com, you can see the list on the front. Others such as sayhello which is a dot us, also had them. Get there before the bandwidth locks access up. Don't tell anyone where ou got these from - serious. Just released

Posted by: Clayton | February 22, 2005 4:15 PM

if any of u have the list email me at kurt_cobain0094@hotmail.com

Posted by: Arielle | February 22, 2005 4:35 PM

hey, i was wondering if you would PLEASE send me a link to my e-mail? i would not give it out.. i just really wanna see. I rap, and you know? I would like to get up with a recod label.. thank you
mamii_so_lyrical@yahoo.com

Posted by: Jenn | February 22, 2005 4:51 PM

Honestly. You guys would look stupid just calling to say hey. If you do call, I hope you get caught by the police or someone. That's like...total invasion of privacy. Losers. Leave Paris and her friend alone.

Just so you know, I'm 99.9% sure that by 12:00 AM (Wednesday, February 23), ALL sites with the phonebook will be GONE. Have fun searching :) NOT

Posted by: Tia Lauren Gucci | February 22, 2005 5:28 PM

ENOUGH ALREADY!

I WANT MY INTELLIGENT, SATIRICAL WEBSITE BACK. GET THE CHILDREN OUT OF HERE.

Posted by: STOP!!! | February 22, 2005 5:50 PM

here is her phone book [redacted]

Posted by: Bob | February 22, 2005 6:09 PM

Personally, I think it's terrible how you guys are asking for the celebrity's phone numbers. I, honestly, would NOT ask and/or call any numbers listed at a website. The celebrities do not want to be bothered by recieving hundreds of phone calls from desperate fans who just wanna stalk them and try to get the celebrities to put in a good word. (This coming from a THIRTEEN YEAR OLD who probably is a HUGE fan of over half the people in Miss Hilton's address book.)

Be smart, be courtieous, people. Leave the celebrities alone. How would you feel is some crazy person called your cell leaving you hundreds of messages?

I'm ashamed of you all.

Good day. - Samantha

Posted by: Samantha, 13, AR | February 22, 2005 6:29 PM

After wasting my time reading the ignorant and adolescent comments above to what I thought was a very funny article. I would like to point out that if any celeb. does not want their privacy invaded perhaps they should try stepping out of the spot light. Paris seems very content in taking as much of that light up for herself as possible. If she doesn�t want the media's attention then she should try being a little more discreet. Now in regards to the mystery person who hacked her phone I only have one thing to say.... Kudos. *claps* it provided some of us "losers" with the briefest chuckle in our weekend. I also think it is amusing that so many people are defending Paris when she would walk right past you on the street. You call us losers because we are laughing at her misfortune. however we are not the ones that flock in crowds to get a glimpse of her. Maybe you need to rethink your definition of that word.
Intelligent

Posted by: Compy666 | February 22, 2005 6:34 PM

is eminems number really routed through canada. [redacted]

Posted by: blogger | February 22, 2005 7:44 PM

PHONE NUMBER [redacted]

Posted by: ALYSSA MILANO | February 22, 2005 7:46 PM

THIS IS CARMENS CELL PHONE # [redacted]

Posted by: CARMEN ELECTRA | February 22, 2005 8:05 PM

HEY IF ANY ONE HAS THE LIST IT WOULD BE SO COOL 2 SEE!
SO IF ANYONE HAS IT EMAIL ME...KLARYSAH68@COMCAST,NET
THANKS...

Posted by: klarysah | February 22, 2005 8:17 PM

plz send me the names and numbers and e mails!!!! my s/n is GaJaLa92@cs.com

Posted by: Gabrielle | February 22, 2005 9:30 PM

Please if you have the list of all the numbers can you Please send it to me!!!!!

Posted by: Phuonganh | February 22, 2005 10:01 PM

Please if you have the list of all the numbers and emails can you Please send it to me!!!!!

Posted by: Phuonganh | February 22, 2005 10:03 PM

Jenn, samanatha i hope u know paris really doesnt give a crap about u or nebody else who is not a multimillionare. actually, she doesnt seem to be interested in anyone whos brainstem is fully functional, seeing as she is most likely incapable of associating with neone who is able to hold an intelligent conversation without, with lack of nething more interesting to say reverts to " duh...thats hot!" 20 times in each sentence. if she doesnt want people in her privite business she shud really cut down on humping dirtbags in front of videa cameras, flashing her nether regions at oh-so "exclusive" hollywood paries and in general acting like a complete tramp for the whole world to witness. she gives the Hilton family a bad name. im Ashamed of YOU for feeling sorry for the spoiled brat. i didnt feel bad for her when her lame-ass excuse for pornography was released and i feel even less sympathy for her now, or any of the self-absorbed, brain dead excuses for celebrities on her T-mobile who are throwing hissy fits because their so called "privacy" is no longer (and never has been) private.
i hate celebrities.

Posted by: Alexxxxxxxx | February 22, 2005 10:43 PM

email me the list of #'s if enyone gets it...ill love you forever!!!

thanks jackie!

Posted by: jackie | February 22, 2005 11:01 PM

[redacted] HAS THE UNEDITED LIST AND THE PRIVATE LIST FROM HACK #2. FULL SIZE PICKS, ALL THE NOTES, EVERYTHING. ANOTHER SITE [redacted] HAS PRIVATE SERVERS - LOOK ON FRONT PAGE.

Posted by: BigDaddy | February 23, 2005 12:15 AM

You want a number, try
[redacted]
or
[redacted]

Posted by: sure | February 23, 2005 5:53 AM

I really like your letter! Well done!

Posted by: Ashley | February 23, 2005 9:10 AM

Hey wuzzup,
i swear you are the shit!!! I don't hate Paris Hilton but I do think it's cool that you hacked her CELL!!! I would really appreciate it if you sended me a list of the phone numbers and the e-mails of the celebrities just to see who changed them and who didn't by the way I think that Lindsay Lohan didn't just because she want's to act though THAT'S WHAT i HEARD ON TV but hey I do hate her she is the stupidest brat and i can't stand her!!! My E-MAIL IS: kelly_girl8@hotmail.com THANKS!!!

Posted by: Kelly | February 23, 2005 11:01 AM

Why would any one who has the list take thier time to send it to you? You're a bunch of twits.

Posted by: Angela | February 23, 2005 11:21 AM

List? Anyone? Please? alpacamaster@hotmail.com

Posted by: Stephen | February 23, 2005 12:25 PM

Just to say,I know Eminems number.Contact him at [redacted].Geez,I havent tried it yet but maybe he alt\ready changed it

Posted by: Ella | February 23, 2005 1:25 PM

I have been your reading your postings for many months, and enjoyed them tremendously. I assumed your other readers were sophisticated adults. I was very, very wrong.

Posted by: a loyal reader | February 23, 2005 2:25 PM

you all mother fuckers need a life .go fuck a cow or something pleas

Posted by: lisa | February 23, 2005 3:29 PM

wow. such a gargantuan effort to shame the dog pawless. whatthefuckever. anyway. i appreciate your effort of excersizing apparently raw anti-conformist, anti-pacifistic religion you so wish to conquer. but quite honestly, i find you rather upchucking than slightly intellectually stimulating. keep up the shit mess.

[ Does anyone understand this? -B.]

Posted by: LAVIE | February 23, 2005 5:14 PM

Please Email Me THe List Ill Do ANything Thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

funkymonkey67898@aol.com

Posted by: Jonathon | February 23, 2005 5:56 PM

funkymonkey67898@aol.com

Please Please Send Me The List!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: jonathon | February 23, 2005 5:57 PM

There The List

Posted by: Anominous | February 23, 2005 6:25 PM

ALL OF THE UN-EDITED PHONE #'S ARE AT HTTP://[redacted] PLUS THEY HAVE THE 2ND UNRELEASED HACK LIST. DON'T TELL ANYONE OFF THIS SITE! I SAW IT MYSELF - FULL LIST, PICS. PEACE OUT.

Posted by: FatCrew | February 23, 2005 8:38 PM

Can anyone please email me the a website for the phonebook of P. HIlTON !

Posted by: stacey | February 23, 2005 10:35 PM

Plz, can someone send me the link, Thanks!

Posted by: Steve | February 23, 2005 10:36 PM

hey if one of use got to see the list ples let me see was avril in it 4 real

Posted by: evil raven | February 24, 2005 12:38 AM

Thank you, boys and girls, for reinforcing my belief that the American public school system is a failure.

Commenting now limited to the elderly and/or literate.

Posted by: Brian | February 24, 2005 8:39 AM

A failure indeed. How did you people even find your way to this site? Hilarious posting. Brian, you articulate my sentiments better than I ever could.

Posted by: Wha? | February 24, 2005 4:31 PM

Thank you for the humor!

I'm glad to know that I'm not the only person on the planet that thinks this woman is a waste of space, only you've phrased it far, far more wonderfully than I could have!

Again, thank you for the hillarious article - you truly did make my day.

Posted by: Peggy Archer | February 25, 2005 12:28 PM

I LOVE HILARY DUFF! ANYONE GOT HER EMAIL!?

[Upon futher reflection I've decided to allow comments like this one from the un-bright bulbs in the room because of their potential for entertainment. -B.]

Posted by: Baylee | February 25, 2005 9:32 PM

hey if any has the phone numbers on paris hilton's address book please send it to me.

[Thank you for not comprehending anything. -B.]

Posted by: mimi | February 25, 2005 11:38 PM

I would like the list PLEASE!!!!!!!
Thank you SO much*

[Thank you for not comprehending anything as well. -B.]

Posted by: Whitney | February 26, 2005 11:41 AM

PLease send me the list thanx hunnies
iglesias101@earthlink.net

[Sigh. -B]

Posted by: santana | February 26, 2005 3:06 PM

if ANYONE at all has THE WHOLE list, please tell me, i would like to leave a personal message for all of the stars and how much i admire them.

PLEASE send it to me!

[You are a stalker. A stalker who does not read before posting. -B.]

Posted by: amanda | February 27, 2005 12:25 AM

anyone have a list of the numbers that were hacked from paris hiltons cell? can i peeeze have a list?????

[Hopeless. Thanks for playing. -B.]

Posted by: me | February 27, 2005 12:41 AM

shoot, i am on the rode traveling, with no tv. i just want to see the list of numbers and email address's. personally the people on the list. I can care less about them. They all are just a big waste of talent and space. darkfairyprincess@hotmail.com please send me something!!

[ Criminy. This is the most appaling, illiterate ramble my poor little weblog has ever had to suffer through. And you're a hypocrite. I wish Simon Cowell were here to berate you. -B. ]

Posted by: darkfairy | February 27, 2005 11:44 AM

please send me some #'s please!!!!

[ 7, 3 and 11. Hope that helps. Thanks for paying attention. -B.]

Posted by: Amber | February 27, 2005 4:33 PM

PLEEZ SEND ME THE LIST!!

[Amazing, really. -B.]

Posted by: sumone!! | February 27, 2005 7:05 PM

can someone please send me the complete list as well to nyguy21infl@aol.com, I appreciate it, thanks

Posted by: C | February 28, 2005 2:22 AM

I'd better get her out of my cell phone too, whoever she is. Is she related to the hotel chain? She never mentioned it. I swear, all I know is, I wake up in a Hilton, some lady named Paris comes in, says she's there to change the sheets and I'm out $159. Ok ok, maybe it was a Days Inn. All right, maybe the whole thing never happened. The point is, I had a reservation. They can't just say, "Oh, well you see, we over-booked the rooms; sorry." I mean I'll just stay at the Westin next time. Talk about customer service!

Posted by: Buenosalse | February 28, 2005 1:06 PM

can someone send me the list or a web site with the list?? thanx

Posted by: johnny dell | February 28, 2005 7:54 PM

Wow. It's completley true about Paris Hilton. Paris is spoiled.

Posted by: Rachel | February 28, 2005 10:21 PM

I'm a little late, but if anyone still has the list please let me know.

[This is amazing. Will it ever end? -B.]

Posted by: kristyn | March 1, 2005 9:10 AM

email me to, and whatever else you can get on celebirtys. at naptown2002@yahoo.com

[Brilliant. "Naptown" seems appropriate. -B.]

Posted by: paul | March 1, 2005 2:42 PM

plez email it to me i really want it oh my gosh i have been lookin for it for ever thankx

Posted by: jenni | March 3, 2005 7:03 PM

My God. The irony, the irony.....

Posted by: stevie | March 5, 2005 8:03 AM

PLease can someone send methe phone numbers and the email addresses! email me at hoptink222@yahoo.com Please Please Please thank you!

[ When does it end? When does it end? -B. ]

Posted by: Beth Barros | March 5, 2005 11:26 AM

Well, everyone, just go to yahoo search, and type in DFNCSTC, thats all u put, go from there, and ta-da! the list is there! but let me tell u something, i tried calling about 10 celebs, and all their phone #'s are changed, so , a hint of advice, exciting, yes, a waste of time, yes!!!

[ The irony being that they were forced to change their numbers because people like you were actually calling them. Creepy? Yes.

Easy on the commas. -B.]

Posted by: Brooke | March 5, 2005 1:39 PM

Yo if anyone has the list send it to S3x-crving@blackplanet.com

Posted by: FAn3 | March 5, 2005 5:54 PM

The only # I would have liked was Vin Diesels, just to hear his voice is all.

Posted by: Shantle | March 6, 2005 2:14 PM

{ this is to B.J.} LIKE YOU DIDN'T CALL ANY OF THEM

Posted by: Brooke | March 6, 2005 9:44 PM

This could go on for quite some time. I was considering putting in a fake one, just for fun, but I am too revulsed by the reality to even attempt to satirize the situation.

Wonder if she had the phone numbers for Dick Cavett or William F. Buckley, Jr....

[ On the bright side, this has given us a good glimpse of today's youth. I now realize we're doomed, so I'll be enjoying the next few years to the fullest before this country implodes under the crushing density we've witnessed here. -B. ]

Posted by: Stevie | March 7, 2005 7:43 AM

please send me the list if anyone has it
i heared its a must have

[ I heared literacy is a must-have. Any idea where it might have gone? -B.]

Posted by: e.c | March 14, 2005 10:49 PM

Hello Brian

Hope you're well. You know, you may have missed a trick with this entry - I see a 'Dr Abu meets long distance call scam for celebrity phone numbers'.

You could have retired to the relative comfort of some idyllic beach location by now judging by the volume of inane responses this entry has generated.

Take care

Posted by: Mukiwa | March 15, 2005 8:38 PM

LEAVE THE GIRL ALONE I LOVED HER PICTURES AND WHO CARES WHAT SHE SAYS ON THE PHONE YOU ALL NEED TO GROW UY

Posted by: PONY | March 16, 2005 5:08 PM

PLEASE SEND ME THE LIST>>>>>>>>>> stispade@hotmail.com PLEASE I WANT IT SO BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: slim | March 16, 2005 8:09 PM

please email me the list at chadvolb@yahoo.com

Posted by: chad | March 16, 2005 9:38 PM

PLEASE SEND ME THA LIST OF NUMBERS IN PARIS'S CELL PHONE I'LL EVEN PAY FOR THEM...LET ME KNOW

[ Can this get any dumber? Seriously, can you kids all go away now? -B. ]

Posted by: jamie | March 17, 2005 4:22 PM

the list is old and there numbers are not in there anymore so i wouldnt even fuck with it

Posted by: brooke | March 19, 2005 2:12 PM

i would like to say that all of you people that are trying to get the celebs numbers are rediculous you all have seriously no life u all want there numbers so bad but u dont give 2 craps about them they have a life and a career i dont think they need u little amatures to call them they are busy they wouldnt ask u for your friends numbers so dont ask them for their friends numbers

[ I approve of the sentiment, but not the spelling. -B. ]

Posted by: rachel | March 19, 2005 4:01 PM

hey however this hacker is,
hey could you please give ashlee simpson's number shes my all time favorite celebrity. just one phone call please. please e-mail me back at Blueyes_02468@yahoo.com

thanxxxxx,
chelsea

[ Creepy. -B. ]

Posted by: chelsea | March 25, 2005 12:04 AM

I just wanted to know who has tha numbers and can I get them because I want to get in touch with Lil Jon to further my singing carrer with him and his crunck family. Please Email me at tibabemom@yahoo.com

Thanks

Posted by: Diamond | March 29, 2005 11:14 AM

I would deeply appreciate it if you guy's would stop trying to get my phone list numbers. I understand that you all are dear fans of mine but my personal life is my personal life. I learned about this site through a friend. Thanks for loving me!! Chow!

That's Hot!,

Paris

[ Pretending you're Paris is worse than being Paris. -B.]

Posted by: Paris Hilton | March 29, 2005 11:21 AM

can someone please send me paris hilton's phonebook (all of the numbers please) thanks send them to hunybuny935@sbcglobal.net

Posted by: Colleen | March 30, 2005 6:50 PM

plz send Paris`s numbers to me at paris_hilton4523@yahoo.com plz!

Posted by: Kenzie | April 1, 2005 7:21 PM

hey im like hilary duffs # 1 fan but i luv all stars all of them if anyone has alot of real celebs/n can u pleaz im me or email me pleaz im new and do not have anyone on my buddy list yet my s/n is fallonrb thax so much if u do

[ Creepy creepy creepy creepy creepy creepy. -B.]

Posted by: rebecca | April 3, 2005 9:30 PM

hey if anyone has stars cell # pleazzzzzzzzzzzzzzz im begging u can u please give them to me

Posted by: rebecca | April 3, 2005 9:33 PM

Please e-mail paris's phone book to rapperem69.thank u.

[ Keep moving. Nothing to see here. -B. ]

Posted by: Cody Shuey | April 13, 2005 11:34 AM

HOOK me up with those numbers i wanna chit chat with the celebs i see on tv if anyone is courteous enough to send me a list it will be greatly appreciated!!

Posted by: Mr.MAN | April 15, 2005 5:39 PM

Pleez can i get Lil Jon's phone numbers. At the trl awards he won an award and said stop callin my cell phone, I know u got it through Paris. Shit!! I need him,

Posted by: Alexa | April 16, 2005 6:15 PM

Any one who gets eminems number please give it to me.

Posted by: Justin | April 17, 2005 4:20 AM

plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz i want that list plzzzzzz send it to me soe on at a_dias@excite

[ Will this ever end? -B. ]

Posted by: alex | April 27, 2005 1:49 AM

Anyone got Dr. Kevorkian's phone #? I seriously
want to off myself right now. No hope for the future.

The best was Brooke addressing you as B.J., apparently not having reached the college level course discussing the use of parentheses.

Mr.Sack, just found your site today. Kudos, it's
hilarious.

Posted by: Dumbfounded | April 29, 2005 12:54 PM

someone please send me the list of the celebs cell phone #

Posted by: cory | May 2, 2005 9:34 PM

please send me a few numbers or give me the web page of the celebertiys #'s thanks

Posted by: Blaire | May 4, 2005 11:07 PM

I wouldn't mind havin' tha list! sumone plz send it to me ... thx a bunches
~!*muah*!~

Posted by: Britney | May 6, 2005 1:06 AM

someone please send me the list of celebs phone numbers or the link page..
Thanks

Posted by: Christina | May 6, 2005 7:13 AM

if someone has the list will you plz send it to me?
plz and thank you

Posted by: shell | May 10, 2005 4:12 PM

send me the list 2 pleazzzzzzzzzzzzzz

my mail is hsvtzr@hotmail.com

[ Y'all go away now. Kay? -B ]

Posted by: yaz | May 12, 2005 12:52 AM

Tee hee hee , if Paris Belives in Karma, like I do she would be laughing as well.

Posted by: mairbear | May 13, 2005 7:14 PM

Can I PLEASE have the list email me at xpeachezx99@yahho.com!
THANK YOU

Posted by: Amii | May 14, 2005 7:57 PM

hey send me the list lol... or carmen electras number

Posted by: Delizzie | May 16, 2005 8:29 PM

you guys are all dumb! stop bieng desperate.. If a cleb wants to get to know you damn it they will.. for know you are nothing to them but a fan,. hello! they don'tr even know you exist!!!!

Posted by: post it | May 19, 2005 1:38 PM

omg you people are crazy! i love to come to boards like this to have a good laugh!! get a life

Posted by: MeGz | June 2, 2005 9:23 PM

OMG!! I just can't stop laughing at all the comments..the Grammar Cop must have had a field day all the while! If all the mistakes had been fined this site would have earned enough to compete with the Hilton chain..
The comments are hilarious (but not as much as the main post)- all the spelling mistakes, the grammar, the nouns, the abbreviations..man oh man, and I thought English was the language spoken by the Americans. But don't tell that to the British.
This site,like, so rocks. Yeah!Wazzup duude.Like, whatever.

Posted by: ilovecheese | June 13, 2005 3:09 PM

hey - the little phone icon on her tmobile profile is wrong - she used a Sidekick! ;)

Posted by: yen | June 14, 2005 7:31 AM

Im posting spam and i dont want any emails else i'll get ya all sue'ed.
Laterz

LilBowWow

Posted by: LBW | June 24, 2005 6:56 PM

i think paris hilton is hot

Posted by: mike wigalow | June 27, 2005 10:08 AM

hey if anyone has paris cellphone numbers please e-mail me and give me them thanks.

Posted by: martha | July 10, 2005 4:30 PM

Who wants tha phone list to paris hilton I have tha list rite know

Posted by: Unknown | July 20, 2005 10:06 PM

e-mail me the list at durrtylittlesecret@yahoo.com

Posted by: Ashley | July 22, 2005 2:21 PM

I am in love with Paris Hilton. Shes my total idol. Everyone askes you this but could you please send the adress book. That would mean a bunch to me. And I would not even bother the stars I would just say, well nothing. Just to hear there voices would make me die
so please send it
kierra

So terribly sad.

Posted by: Kierra Lawrence | July 23, 2005 7:29 PM

Hey guys! If anyone has celebs phone numbers e-mail us!

BlossomL2003@yahoo.com

Posted by: Lisa | August 23, 2005 12:42 AM

hi who ever has any numbers from paris's address book please send them to me my address is michelle180291@hotmail.com

Posted by: michelle | August 26, 2005 7:40 AM

yo yo yo
i wana reach my hommy dog lil'jon.
i need to get my crunk on so i need his cell

your gangsta dog crunker,

lee brown
yo

Posted by: lee brown | August 27, 2005 12:03 AM

omg guys seriously keep ur 'opions' to urself okay!!! and yeah paris hilton may well be the biggist slut ever but just leave it alone its none of ur busniss wot she does y do u even care? its her life so maybe u shuld live ur own...no hard feelings aye i just think its stupied all u guys fussing over her so just get over it! move on :) ! shes a celebrity 4 god sakes n shes got the body so y not flaunt it! eventually ppl will get sick of her n she will slowly settle down, but u have to admit simple life is sort of funny? byebye xox

[ OMG- When do you start learning English? ]

Posted by: Sammy | August 27, 2005 8:48 PM

Hey I just want to ask anyone if they have any phone numbers to celebs like jennifer aniston HILARY DUFF LINDSAY LOHAN JESSICA SIMPSON ANGELINA JOLIE BRITNEY SPEARS BRAD PITT COLIN FARRELL NICOLE RICHIE KATE HUDSON MATTHEW MCGONAGY JENNIFER LOPEZ RACHEL MCADAMS JESSICA ALBA TERI HATCHER EVA LONGORIA TYRA BANKS GWEN STAFANI KELLY CLARKSON just basically any celeb phone number I will do anything to get my hand on a number ESPECIALLY HILARY DUFF AND LINDSAY LOHAN I LOVE THEM AND THEIR MOVIES THEY ARE AWESOME AND IF YOU GIVE ME THEIR NUMBER YOU MIGHT BE GETTING A MAGAZINE SAYING MY NAME IN IT ABOUT THE MESSAGE THAT I AM GOING TO LEAVE ITS NOT DIRTY OR ANYTHING YOULL SEE NOTHING BAD THOUGH I PROMISE CONTACT ME AT lindzylohan@yahoo.com SPEAK

Posted by: Lindsay Fan | September 11, 2005 3:38 PM

LOL, you guys are lame... how is a celebrity any different than us? because everyone know them? Pffft, ask yourself this.. would you like everyone in the world to know EVERYTHING about you? nah.. and what are you going to do when you get the number, phrank it? ask her out on a date? LOL children please. i think it is cool the guy hacked the shit (if he really did, witch i doubt cause contacts are stored internal not on the service providers databases. it is only cool cause he proved it is possible to get anyones information) now.. also the person that said he/she would hang out with paris hilton anyday... YOU ARE A FUCKING RETARD, she is prolly the biggest fucking retard in the world.. you dont know who she is. maybe she set this guy up how would you know... is she cool if she did that? anyways i dont know how much of this is going to fit so ill stop now...

I own U all

Posted by: John | September 15, 2005 1:06 PM

please send me Paris Hilton's list to this email address:

interceptor5@walla.com

thank you

[ This is awesome, especially because it comes 3 minutes after the previous post. -B. ]

Posted by: Anthony | September 15, 2005 1:27 PM

me i don waka reach here

Posted by: jaga jaga | September 16, 2005 6:31 PM

linsay lohan is a smart girl

Posted by: genesis | September 21, 2005 3:02 PM

please send me paris hilton`s phone list on the e-mail: nata_2@net.hr

Posted by: nana | September 30, 2005 3:00 PM

i want ushers #

Posted by: britt | October 2, 2005 6:53 PM

can some1 send me the list thanks; matt2249_7@msn.com

[ I think it's awesome that you kids read and comprehend like spider monkeys. - B]

Posted by: matt | October 11, 2005 10:38 PM

You're right. There is nothing to see here. At least not from the children. Sad and creepy. They must have landed here by doing celeb searches. They're sure not here for the literature. Where are their parents? When did these kids last visit a school? Please post a list of education and literacy resources for these lost souls living out their lives vicariously through unworthy idols. Turn off the TV and radio. Twelve steps if necessary. Read a book. Go outside. Did I mention turning off the TV and radio. Did we find the parents? Squarely where the blame lies! But, don't despair. I have kids. My friends have kids. They are not all like this. Our kids are not represented here. They channel their energies and curiosities toward fulfilling endeavors. I just hope the kids we heard from here receive enough training to get my drive-thru order right. Keep moving monkey spiders. There is nothing to see here.

Posted by: Bob | October 20, 2005 11:23 AM

Wound up here the long way 'round through your eBay ad. Funny, funny man! Your comments regarding the despairing illiterate wails (Chewbacca had better communications skills)were priceless. Not sure which are better - the pleas for the list or the ranting denunciations of those begging for the list.

Posted by: Elizabeth | October 24, 2005 1:29 AM

can someone send me the list? i just really want may-kate's cell number..email me quick!

[ ...because she hasn't changed it in the 8 months that have transpired. ]

Posted by: Sylvia | October 25, 2005 10:41 PM

Wow.. Just wow. I weap knowing that these people might possibly have to construct an actual thought within their heads that affects me in the future. And, as a 23-year-old, I am shocked at what might possibly be "my generation".

At any rate, good site. I enjoy the comedic value it brings, no matter how terrifying the result.

Posted by: Extravert | October 28, 2005 4:31 PM

Brilliant article, even funnier comments. Had me laughing from start to finish...except when reading a few of the more creepy, stalker-like comments.

I do worry about people sometimes.

o_O

Posted by: Jennifer | October 28, 2005 7:08 PM

Dear Brian,
Please keep people from posting anymore more " plez send me fon #s!!! i luv u!" 's My head hurts from reading that.

[ I no what u meen! LOL ROTFL FEMA -B.]

Posted by: amazed | October 30, 2005 3:10 PM

I just wanted to say that reading the article and the comments made my day. I haven't laughed this much in a long time! Although midway through the comments I was beginning to feel that my reading level was dropping abit and I was becoming scared at the fact that people were still asking for the numbers months later - and here I am completely forgetting the whole situtation happened...shame on me. By the way, first time at the site...great stuff!!

Posted by: Loredana | October 30, 2005 9:10 PM

B- FEMA?? LMAO!!

[ See? Subtle works. You needn't beat people over the head with jokes. The right people will find them. For the rest, there's UPN. -B.]

Posted by: Deb | November 4, 2005 9:28 PM

i have a couple of telephone numbers for you guys..but dont call ashton kutcher, the ass shut the phone on my face and it was a long distance phone call!! cameron diaz: [ redacted ] ashton kutcher: [ redacted ] avril lavigne: [ redacted ] drew barrymore: [ redacted ]. ok, i think that will be enough, but if u want snoop dog's number and 50 cent and ludacris's just mail me. [ redacted ]

have fun.

[ I'm sure they will. Thanks for playing. -B. ]

Posted by: star finder | November 9, 2005 5:19 AM

Hey will someone please email me the list of number and emails thanks!!!! my email is [redacted]@yahoo.com

Posted by: Kayla | November 9, 2005 10:03 AM

Email me the numbers at Pimpedoutchaz@aol.com pleaseeeeee

Posted by: Charlie | November 9, 2005 3:13 PM

This Message is different from any others i love Hilary Duff so much and i really want to talk to her more then anything in my life please please email it to me at nykkvit1@aol.com

Posted by: Swordz | November 10, 2005 1:51 PM

The last one was the best, because it was "different from any others".

Posted by: Jen | November 10, 2005 6:26 PM

Seriously, though... this is really tragic. We shouldn't mock people just because they can't afford *fancy* keyboards with *all* the letters.

Posted by: Insert Pseudonym | November 10, 2005 6:36 PM

please mail me the numbers and mailadds to icebreaker81@gmx.net!!! please! thanx

Posted by: hutch | November 10, 2005 8:49 PM

Oh the hours I sit in my room wishing I could be on the phone with Lindsay Lohan or Paris Hilton. I would calculate it to approximately never. I once tried having a conversation with a random person I met in Italy. I would guess it is alot like talking to a celebrity. I did enjoy the FEMA thing. Yay. -Forrest

Posted by: Funnyplaces | November 10, 2005 11:48 PM

email or phonenr from Paris Hilton
Thanks Marc

Posted by: Moreels Marc | November 12, 2005 10:51 AM

Hi,

I found your site (and this post) when I heard about the leather pants guy on ebay. I just finished going through all 20 zillion of these comments and I just wanted to tell you that this is nothing. If you really want your head to explode, check out the "sites" (I hesitate to refer to them as actual websites since many appear to have been created by blind monkeys) at MySpace.com.

Posted by: Toni | November 18, 2005 5:23 PM

Somebody send me the list or the website to Shadsprincess2@aol.com

Posted by: kim | November 27, 2005 6:29 PM

cansomeone please send me the list i would gladly appreciate it

Posted by: KATRINA WILLIS | December 2, 2005 12:41 PM

Some of the phone numbers are still active!!!! Call em

Posted by: Amy | December 8, 2005 1:10 PM

i think that all the networks conspired so that everyone in her phonebook would have to buy new number's from them, think how much money they would get from so many people! that or she let her password split for more publicity!

Posted by: Summersun | December 12, 2005 6:35 AM

hey, just want one thing HILARY DUFF'S # it is the only thing i have ever wanted i am hils # 1 fan so if you get her # or e-mail address mail me at ponyluvforever@aol.com pleazzzzzzzzzzzzzze
well if you do my daddy will pay you handsomly soooo write me bye!!

love yall people
kaylee

Posted by: kaylee | December 13, 2005 7:10 PM

Man yoou aint getting my # i got an unlisted number

-50 Cent

Posted by: 50 Cent | December 14, 2005 10:50 PM

OMG, u people really have no life. I mean, u pretty much all are loosers. Thats the problem! Celebrities dont want to have contact with u guys. I have all these numbers, but the new ones actually, so peoples get A LIFE.

Posted by: omg | December 15, 2005 5:40 PM

hey I want the list please, I won't show ne one else.
And all the peopel who say we r loser for trying to get celbrities numbers well its the same thign as the numbers in the phone book, so we deserve them

[ The only book you've read, I'll presume. -B.

Posted by: liz | December 23, 2005 4:23 PM

HEY EVERYONE, I'VE GOT THE FULL PARIS CELL PHONE LIST..

POST HERE AND LEAVE YOUR EMAIL IF YOU WANT IT, I'LL SEND YOU THE COMPLETE ENTIRE LIST!

Posted by: toyishONE! | December 28, 2005 1:41 AM

Just a guess toyishONE! -- they've probably all changed their numbers. Anyway, who cares? (Besides the hundreds of Ashlee Simpson fans who have posted before me)

Posted by: Kevin | December 29, 2005 12:41 PM

hi toyishONE!,

Plz email me the list.... i'll be your best friend!

[redacted]@hotmail.com

John

Posted by: john | December 29, 2005 3:02 PM

to paris hilton i would love to speak to you here my cell number 718-[ redacted ] im not a werdo please just need to talk happy new year and wishing you the best in health love daniel santiago

Posted by: daniel | December 30, 2005 12:01 AM

PLZ SEND ME THE LIST OF #'S PLZ!!!!!! E-MAIL AT evans191@hotmail.com

Posted by: Will | December 30, 2005 10:11 PM

can someone email me the list
thanks
dash

Posted by: stacey | December 31, 2005 3:00 AM

Can anyone send me the list plz itd be appreicated lots email it at Ryan.Lee22@gmail.com

Posted by: Ryan lee | January 1, 2006 2:43 AM

This? Is terrifying. Do these kids not read the comments? Or, you know, realize that this happened almost A YEAR AGO?
Morons. All of 'em.

(You, Brian, are awesomely awesome, however.)

Posted by: jenster8 | January 4, 2006 4:07 PM

These messages have kept me extremely entertained for the past hour. Thank you Brian for putting a smile on my face with your comments! No ofence guys but i really would look at your posts and realise how ALARMINGLY CREEPY you all actually sound, if i was one of the celebrities whos number was posted, i would be extremely scared. Lol, thank you for making my day. X

Posted by: hana | January 5, 2006 12:16 AM

HOLY FREAKING CROW.

I don't know which astonishes me more: people's overwhelming interest in what's-her-name, or the "grammar" that said people are willing to spew forth on a site that is, putatively for people who should know better. Well, okay, that and the fact that they apparently -do- think she reads this stuff. Last time I checked, "reading" probably wasn't too high on her list. Hopefully, they wake up and realize that they're loosers[sic], except, of course, for Daniel who is "not a werdo." Desptie signing it "love."

Huh.

Suddenly, the words of the Talking Heads come to mind: "Psycho Killer, Qu'est-ce que c'est?"

Ah, well. Sic transit gloria whatevah.

Posted by: Ken | January 6, 2006 2:29 AM

I totally agree with people who say having the list isn't really going to get u anywhere, but whatever....i want it anyway, even if its been a year, its part of americas random celeb history. and as for those of u posting comments about how pathetic we are, why are u here? and who makes fun of peoples gramar or spelling ONLINE. noone really cares. but i did love the guy who posted a comment to laugh at our grammar and showed how superior he was by making jokes about the "Grammar Cop". this is probably pretty long but i just wanted to say, so what if we waste 5 min of our time asking for the list. that doesn make us all creepy stalkers, it just means we have no life. and it doesnt necesarily mean we r stupid. and if we r, we can at least admit we want the list. do all u "superior" people spend ur time going to random sites trying to find people to rag on. cus i think thats a bit more pathetic. and to add to this long message i must say i liked reading ur aticle brian. but i didnt appreciate the cavalier and ignorant way u threw around the word Islamist. what if they were to consider all christians to be like hitler or one of the numerous other "christian" people that cause trouble. but other then that...good article. but if toyishONE is actually gonna give the list, i want it. not stupid nough to think i can chat with famous people, but its a pretty nifty thing to have. so im polishmidget@hotmail.com- and i want the list although its probably not gonna happen...sue me for trying. and now that ive spent like ten minutes on this site, and even brought religous stuff in the comment, im out.

Posted by: bored | January 6, 2006 4:22 PM

i want 2 suck ur foot girl

Posted by: abood | January 6, 2006 4:35 PM

TypoCop says:

Desptie signing it "love."

Despite?

Posted by: Matt Schinckel | January 7, 2006 2:13 AM

plz send teh list to lol.redacted@gmail.com

I'm love paris!

Posted by: loldude | January 8, 2006 7:01 AM

LMAO. This is amazing... I didn't think there would be THIS many people who actually care about getting info about celebs. SO MANY of your say you're someone's "number one fan!". Bull. I have a lot of favorite actors, actresses, singers... whatever. They don't give two $#!ts about me, why should I try and be their best friend? Keep it real, people. This isn't the movies where you suddenly get to know someone you've idolized on a screen for too much of your boring lives. This is LIFE. And these people don't want you calling them. No more than you want the biggest loser in junior high (which is where most of you sound like you're from) calling you and telling YOU how much they "love" you. Give it a rest. Oh... and there was one entry I have to say was just awe-inspiring. "its the same thign as the numbers in the phone book, so we deserve them". Well Liz... thank you for the biggest laugh I've had all day. Your stupidity amazed me, and your lack of integrity astounded me... you're just as lame as everyone else here. Ever hear of 'unlisted numbers'? That's so that annoying people, such as yourself and everyone else that posted here (begging for phone numbers, addresses, and such) can't call up and harass people that actually have soem talent.
Don't get me wrong... if I had the chance to meet some of the celebs mentioned, I'd take it, and love every second. But I'm not stupid enough to think that calling and babbling my undying love for them and their work is going to convince any of these people to take me seriously.
Thanks to all those who previously tried to talk some sense into the people who keep posting here. I doubt I'll have more luck than you in dissuading them... but at least we tried.

Posted by: Jon_Doe21 | January 8, 2006 5:18 PM

Amen, Jon_Doe21, amen.

Posted by: Kevin | January 8, 2006 6:09 PM

Everyone please refer to STOP!'s post, genius in it simple yet desperate cry for sanity...
to all wanting the list, I'm sorry that you're an idiot.
You will blush and squirm for the rest of your life when you remember these posts and how intensely you yearned to get a message with the link, especially since anyone getting thousands of calls from telemarketers one day would surely keep their number, right?

Posted by: Meghan | January 12, 2006 12:20 AM

I know English always helped me during a job interview, or was it the blow job?
All these people still begging for this list, they are stronger than we are and they will win out and take over the Earth

Posted by: mfparrott | January 12, 2006 12:46 AM

"grraaarrr rarr arrr!"

Meaning: "pleez send Jsica Smpson's fone number"

Posted by: chewbacca | January 12, 2006 3:41 PM

Wow. That is sad. Some of us from the younger generations aren't quite so insane. Some of us know how to 1) type and 2) construct a sentence.
These people will not take over the earth. If they do, I'm becoming a hermit!

Posted by: Lauren | January 14, 2006 12:27 AM

WAT UP PEEPS ! ILL PAY SOMEONE 123$ IF THEY CAN GIVE ME A CELEBERTY PHONE # PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HOLLA AT ME IF U HAVE A CELEBERTY NUMBER!!!!!!!!!!! AT cutieschoolgirl2001@yahoo.com!

Posted by: erika | January 18, 2006 4:11 PM

HAVE JUST RECEIVED THE PERSONAL PHONE NUMBER OF HILARY DUFF....SOLD TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER.....WILL CONFIRM WITH AUDIO RECORDING BEFORE PURCHASE IS ACTUALLY MADE TO VERIFY THAT IT IS ACTUALLY HER CELLPHONE NUMBER. I HAVE VERIFIED IT AND IT IS ACTUALLY HER NUMBER. EMAIL TO

[ redacted ] @HOTMAIL.COM

Posted by: john | February 4, 2006 2:00 PM

I am soooo embarrased and ashamed of myself, but you have NO IDEA how much I want Paris Hilton's number. I think she is one of the greatest people EVER (yes, mock me all you like. I am not ashamed.) But I am totally ashamed to be posting this, asking if anyone has it. Oh, and anyone with Adriana Lima's or Johnny Depp's number/email/address (I'm not going to stalk them, I would like to send them letters), please, PLEASE don't be shy dropping me a line. B, I'm sure you'll agree: I am disappointed with myself, and think I am indeed a terrible person. Thanks so much anyone who emails me. Also, you can AIM me at [redacted] Thanks!

Posted by: Dante | February 6, 2006 4:15 AM

i want jessica alba cell phone or email address emai me [redacted]@yahoo.gr

Posted by: jimmis | February 9, 2006 3:52 PM

hey please send the list!thanks,

Emily

Posted by: emily | February 11, 2006 3:19 PM

Hey if anyone has the list please e-mail it to me !

Thanx !:)

Posted by: Gaby | February 11, 2006 11:06 PM

LOOK EVERYBODY IF ANY ONE HAS MYSPACE I NOW A CELEB THAT HAS MYSPACE ITS KYLA PRATT SO IF YOU HAVE MYSPACE YOU SHOULD SING UP AND LOOK AT HER PICS!! OH AND JON_DOE21 YOU ARE SO STUPID SO WHAT IF WE WANT THERE NUMBERS. IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING STUPID TO SAY GO SOME WHERE ELSE

[ This piece has made my site a dum-dum magnet. Curse you, Paris! (the whore, not the city) ]

Posted by: anje | February 12, 2006 8:00 PM

My brain hurts. It hurts because it is used to processing actual words, and not the drivel that I have read today. Thank you, people, for making me look forward to returning to the pile of paperwork on my desk...the pile that I was trying to get a mind-break from, and turned to this site for relief. Now, because of the wonderful thing called osmosis, I am probably too STUPID to do anything remotely intelligent. I'm sorry, did I use a word you don't know???? dictionary.com. Look it up!

Posted by: C A | February 13, 2006 8:24 PM

if any1 has the numbers or emails of, Paris hilton, jessica simpson, ashley olsen, michole richie, britney spears, fergie, lyndsey lohan or hilary duff plz email me! at [redacted]@hotmail.com

[ You kids will eventually learn what 'redacted' means. -B.

Posted by: Chantelle | February 17, 2006 4:29 PM

please email me with the list to!!

Posted by: morg meg | February 19, 2006 1:05 PM

pls,pls, i just need LUDACRIS's (or any rappers)e-mail, or address, or phone #... and if somebody can help me with that pls know that he can reach me at : [redacted]@yahoo.com...oh en by the way, paris is like a stupid combo among all the blondes, don't u think..., thanx

Posted by: ciprian | February 23, 2006 3:35 PM

u all made me very courious, can somebody give me that list to, pls, thanx again...(same address : [redacted]@yahoo.com

Posted by: ciprian | February 23, 2006 3:39 PM

Reading what my peers have "said" (I'm 18) makes me want to die.

Posted by: Courtney | February 24, 2006 7:38 PM

could i please have usher's number? if so e-mail it to me at [redacted]@hotmail.com i'll give you 900 dollars. If you e-mail it to me. i promsie or maybe even more than that. you never know

[ I will teach you kiddies the meaning of 'redacted' even if it costs me $900 - or maybe even more than that. -B. ]

Posted by: Tamara | March 1, 2006 6:17 PM

Do you guys think that they would have changd their numbers yet
n-e-ways if you have the list post on my xanga its [redacted]
thanx

Posted by: pariswannabe | March 4, 2006 1:44 PM

here is the list folks enjoy got it of the net

[ List redacted -B. ]

Posted by: bad gash | March 7, 2006 3:59 PM

My God. After spending almost 20 minutes scanning through this huge pile of garbage courtesy of America's Pathetic Youth, I am thoroughly apalled. THIS is our future? THESE are the ones that will be running this country? We are truly doomed. Kids can't spell or use decent grammar anymore. Forget the use of punctuation and capitals. How do these kids make it through school? Who is giving them passing grades? They can't communicate unless it's in dorky Chatspeak. LOL, OMG, plz, u, r, a, dork, thx. How come my 2 kids are so different? They can spell and use good grammar. They know what a library is. They actually own BOOKS. I'm scared of my future if this is what is in store for us.

Posted by: Denise | March 10, 2006 1:19 PM

hey can anybody send me that list please omg i swear i'm dying to see it thnx e-mail it to me at [redacted]@aol.com

Posted by: David macleod | March 16, 2006 1:02 PM

yo can i have hilary duffs number for a trade i have paris`s list well half of it nicole richie and etc. r on it my cuz hacked it hes nuts * D

Posted by: Brenna | March 18, 2006 10:54 PM

Hey wow thats mest lol any ways what is paris's cell phone number any way's ?

~*SaRaH*~

P.S. well sucks to be paris lol any ways what up ?

Posted by: Sarah | March 20, 2006 9:23 PM

does any one have paris's phone number ?? cause i want it really bad !!!!! I

Posted by: Sarah | March 20, 2006 9:26 PM

i found ashley simpson's number 209-[redacted]

Posted by: bob | March 26, 2006 2:24 PM

Big fan of Banterist. Stumbled across it about 3 months ago and I’ve been working my way back from Sep 03. I got to this one and it killed about 2 hours of my day. My favorite post is from anje who said “IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING STUPID TO SAY GO SOMEWHERE ELSE.” Anje obviously doesn’t know that the people who are criticizing all the children are the people that come here regularly and all the morons asking for the numbers should go somewhere else. Irony can be a beautiful thing. That being said…

NE 1 hve Brian Sacks #/email/address? Im his bigest fan nad ill do ne thing to get it!!!
it

Posted by: Jared | March 31, 2006 7:24 AM

Hi,My name is Hil Duff,u can call me juicy,I have only Paris's home number....please email me at hilary@hilaryduff.com or dlaras93@yahoo.clm,ok!

Posted by: Hilary 'Juicy' Duff | April 1, 2006 3:58 AM

I think someone should copy down all the peoples email address' on here and spam them. See how they like it.

Posted by: Hannah | April 2, 2006 3:08 PM

I have the numbers.. i know the hacker.. add me at [redacted]@hotmail.com if u want one.. but seriously.. stop hassling this dude. n if u get spazzed at by jim carry or paris or 50 cent or whoever u wanna call.. dont blame me ( i also wouldnt be suprised if they had changed there numbers by now)

Posted by: Trevor | April 18, 2006 5:01 PM

can u email me paris cell phone number and email and her friend nicole cell phone number and email

Posted by: tanisha | April 20, 2006 4:42 PM

can you all help me whats haily duffs e-mail address? and or phone number?

Posted by: abree | April 22, 2006 11:53 PM

can you all help me whats haily duffs e-mail address? and or phone number?

[ You kiddies will learn the meaning of 'redacted' at some point. -B. ]

Posted by: abree | April 22, 2006 11:53 PM

hey...can u send me the list? [redacted]@yahoo.com

Posted by: psyche | April 23, 2006 12:17 AM

someone send me the list please, email me at

[redacted]@gmail.com

Posted by: Aaron | April 30, 2006 9:43 AM

If anyone who has the list of phone numbers. please send it to me at [redacted]@yahoo.com

THANK YOU SO MUCH!

Posted by: Tiffani | May 1, 2006 6:27 PM

It started out being funny - but now it's just too sad! To think that celebrities are the closest these kids ever get to role models… Looking for love and acceptance from a talking head because I assume they're not getting it at home. Despite (or because of?) this pitiful display of neediness and lack of education - shouldn't we be mocking the parents instead of these obviously neglected and disturbingly impressionable young minds? It's not exactly their fault they're being brought up this way.

I guess the question of blame is sort of moot anyway - we're all going to hell in a hand basket!

I imagine the poor soul who has the email address [redacted]@aol.com has probably shot himself by now :)

Posted by: GW | May 2, 2006 1:11 PM

Indeed; a slew of individuals who need to go sit in the corner for a bit.

As for Paris, hell both the whore Hiltons. They don't have bodies. They are makeup enriched cum queens.

A real woman has a bit of meat on her to hold on to, not taut skins with bones showing. They both have absolutely no tits and their 'figures' lack.. completely.

Sorry but paris hilton has the body of a prepubescent boy.

Posted by: White Power | May 2, 2006 3:27 PM

all you idiots that try typing in the #'s try putting dots or spaces between the #'s ok!!!!!

Posted by: cody | May 4, 2006 5:59 PM

I hate Paris!!! She's such a bitch!
LOL......Ha! Ha! Ha!

PS. Anyone single?

PS. Sorry, i can't put my email address in public so i just randomly got one from a website

Posted by: Nicole Richie | May 6, 2006 7:40 PM

I know Hilary Duff's phone number, home address, and email. I bet all of u r thinking right now,"how does she know?" well the truth is that Hilary duff's mother is one of my mother's clients.(i'm not lying, i swear) If u want to know anything about hilary duff, my email is: [redacted]@aol.com
SEE YA!

Posted by: Brigette | May 6, 2006 7:52 PM

I WANT THE NUMBERS!! PLEASE SEND THEM TO ME!!

Posted by: Anna | May 7, 2006 10:24 PM

phone # please i have never talked to a celebrity before please please please please send them to [redacted]@hotmail.com PLEASE PLEASE

Posted by: bert | May 15, 2006 8:17 PM

I know this'll get [Redacted] but it's worth a try. Here is everything.
--------------------
Address Book: Browse All (510 contacts)

[list redacted]

[ You kids are learning! -B. ]

Posted by: Redacted lol | May 18, 2006 1:34 PM

I pray that my two year old never turns into one of you children. If she does I fear that I will have no other choice but to exile her. Brian your the best. Found out about you a couple of months ago and now I visit the site daily. Thanks for the laughs.

Posted by: josh | May 19, 2006 12:00 PM

someone call me i'm single 1 618 533 1849 and does anyone have anybobys number

Posted by: Shawn | May 19, 2006 10:47 PM

hey my best friend got on that website with paris's numbers b4 it got shut down. she called hilary duff's number and hilary duff actually answered (swear on my life), but then hilary blocked my freind's cell phone number from calling from her house (yes, you can do that, it's like star 94 if you have bellsouth for your phone company) she has the numbers and she gave them 2 me but i can't give them away b/c she told me not to give them to any1. i haven't called because i don't want my number to get blocked. if i can only call once, i want to plan what to say, you know? i would put my email address here, but it would just get "redacted" like all the other ones. sorry.

bye.

[ Success! Success! You may be a celebrity stalking loon, but I taught you the meaning of redacted! You made my day. -B. ]

Posted by: ashley | June 21, 2006 10:42 PM

Dear Brian,

I am not a celebrity stalking loon. Glad I made your day, and I already knew the meaning of redacted, thank you very much.

Sincerely,
Ashley

PS> No offense, but you really shouldn't judge people that you don't even know. In fact, you really shouldn't judge people at all.

[ Thank you, celebrity stalking loon. You've taught me a valuable lesson. -B. ]

Posted by: ashley | June 23, 2006 10:48 PM

i give up.

Posted by: ashley | June 27, 2006 2:01 PM

i know its like more than a year old but i really didnt care much about the stupid list back then. but for some reason now im really into it. i dont care if the numbers have all been changed and whatnot i still just want to see it really really really really bad. if someone could please. i just want the list. so if anyone still has it, i would appreciate it soooooo much!!!

sweetgangstaawesome@yahoo.com

and btw: dont worry, im not one of those stalker freaks haha...im only 15 years old and like paris and every celeb is like my idol, i want to be an actress or singer when i get older so i ADORE all of them. so...ive never really wanted anything in my life as bad as this list

thank you

Posted by: LovePH | July 5, 2006 6:16 PM

CAN I PLEASE HAVE PARIS HILTON'S NUMBER!!!!

[redacted]@AIM.COM

Posted by: paris lover | July 6, 2006 8:00 PM

hey i will invite u....can i have the list....
[redacted]@aim.com

Posted by: justeen | July 7, 2006 12:48 PM

What the heck does REDACTED mean? wtf if the kids want the numbers than u should be more than happy to give them to them becaus you said you hate Celebs so why do u care if they are getting 100s of calls a day? You make no since at all!!!!

Posted by: Kat | July 16, 2006 12:11 AM

paris hiltons new number

[redacted]

paris hiltons new email

[redacted]

Posted by: hjds | July 16, 2006 2:44 PM

can someone send me paris's old address book, is just fun to know llol

[redacted]@yahoo.com

Posted by: krissy | July 17, 2006 6:36 PM

How could you guys say mean things about Paris Hilton. You dont even know her. Your probally just jealous because your not her. And yes I am a 13 year old girl and I am sticking up for Paris Hilton because she is not a stuck up brat unlike all of you!

[ Is this thread not over yet? Jiminy Christmas. -B. ]

Posted by: Samantha | July 20, 2006 1:38 PM

Is Jiminy on the list?

I can't remember - I've lost so many brain cells from reading these responses over the past 15 months.

OK I give up - I'll send anyone the [redacted] list if you can find, say, Iraq or Lebanon on a map. Hell, let's make it fair. Find the USA on a map.

Posted by: Stevie the K | July 22, 2006 7:36 AM

i think thats real cool can i have her #

Posted by: britteny | July 23, 2006 5:21 PM

Hey can i hav a list of da phone numbers too!!!

Posted by: sabrina | July 25, 2006 8:24 PM

okay. i found paris hiltons number. she has some family, like distant family who lives in wis. she went there, got a new sidekick, so her area code could be changed, so she wouldnt have so many people calling her.

[ redacted ]

thats her new number.

thanks

Posted by: nikki | July 26, 2006 2:27 PM

i have the whole list of numbers if you want them IM me at [redacted] or email me at [redacted]@aol.com .

Posted by: eric | July 28, 2006 3:53 PM

Sigh... people are still trying to get these numbers after all this time?
Frankly, can't we simply harvest the organs from these brain-dead clowns? As Homer (Simpson, not the Athenian historian) once said: "The children are our future... unless we stop them now." They've taken the bait (ie. this article), identified themselves, so lets go get 'em!

Posted by: Vetinari | July 28, 2006 5:00 PM

dude someone email me the list and paris' new #! [redacted]@hotmail.com thnx bbyes!

Posted by: sierra | July 28, 2006 6:35 PM

hi paris i'm your biggest fan cause i have plenty of stuff in common with u and i love your song and i'm realy truely intrested in meeting u antyways i love your styles girl
hope u write me soon
i will be shocked

Posted by: nalie frederick | August 2, 2006 3:36 PM

Ashley olsen
917-[redacted]
Avril Lavigne
917-[redacted]

Posted by: Kelsey | August 7, 2006 3:12 PM

If Anyone Has Johnny depp's home phone # send it to me plez. kclb93@yahoo.com kclb93@hotmail.com

Posted by: kclb93@hotmail.com | August 10, 2006 7:14 PM

Umm i would love to haveParis Hiltons Number Or BRENDON FROM PANIC AT THE DISCO EMAIL ME OR im me at alwyazfallin4uox

[ Established: 80% of our youth are intellectually challenged stalkers. ]

Posted by: katelynn | August 12, 2006 1:49 AM

If some one has any of paris's friends numbers plz email me my friend who is sick wants 2 talk 2 a celebrity before they pass on so plz for my friend

Posted by: Homeboi9438@[redacted].com | August 13, 2006 6:56 PM

Please someone send me the list PLEASE

God Bless

Posted by: Ashlyn | August 15, 2006 1:37 AM

I can't help but wonder how many of the "stupid kid" posts were done by (and please excuse the excessive quotes) "adults" as an attempt at "humor"(sorry, couldn't resist the last one). I'm even more curious as to how many of these adults posted as a kid and followed it up with a comment on the sad state of today's youth.

[ Probably not as many as you'd hope. -B. ]

Posted by: Bob Wahr | August 15, 2006 8:18 PM

hey this is jessica i really im a good friend of paris hilton give me her number i have to ask her about the deiisghns

Posted by: jessica | August 18, 2006 1:14 PM

yo hit me up with some famouse peoples number cuz im trying to get into this whole music indestry myself soo plese hit me up with the numbers ill love u much if u do love u bbaby1!!!!!

[redacted]@aol.com

Posted by: bailey | August 18, 2006 9:47 PM

hilary duff's e-mail is [redacted]@yahoo.com.

Posted by: kat | August 25, 2006 4:03 PM

Can you send me the list plzkthx at [redacted]@ hotmail.com

Posted by: Sarina | August 27, 2006 7:07 PM

Kyla pratt cell phone

[ I'm not Google. -B. ]

Posted by: liassahh | August 29, 2006 7:30 PM

Perhaps I've fallen into a pre-pubescent twilight zone here.

Kids, buy a magazine.
9 out of 10 dentists agree that the enjoyment to be had from talking to a 2-dimensional picture of said heir would induce the same level of conversational stimulation as communicating with her one-dimensional living counterpart.

There's also less chance of you catching something nasty.

Posted by: Miles | August 30, 2006 12:15 AM

I'm speechless. Have these kids never heard of irony? satire? true wit? Don't they realize this happened well over a year ago? Did they not read your post, Brian? Surely they couldn't not catch the sarcasm, you were laying in on pretty thick. I will now ponder this and be disturbed for some time.

Posted by: c b | September 24, 2006 10:12 AM

Get a life!

Posted by: Someone | October 2, 2006 11:22 PM

i say this to the people who write this stuf you are most pathetic people ever i mean asking for famous numbers thats just stupid because you neant anthing do wiyh you yver get with these people and i am sure they would change there numbers because they dont want anthing to do with you. you know what im saying

Posted by: jesse | October 3, 2006 6:53 AM

you guys r ttly retarded!!!! this is such a rude website.....you r ttly invading Paris' space!!!! SHE HAS A PERSONAL LIFE TOO YOU KNOW AND ASKING FOR #S IS JUST PLAIN LOW!!!!

-brianne

Posted by: Brianne Melton | October 9, 2006 3:20 PM

i found Nicole Richies but it was mot working.I also found Bill Crosbys that one will probply work!

Posted by: Anonymous | October 14, 2006 2:56 PM

Seriously, this website is kind of sad... I mean, you all need to get a life...

Posted by: Ashley | October 15, 2006 10:36 PM

Okay, the first number, uhm, I think it's Redacted Redacted's number, is 1-800-RED-ACT1. Do you get the hint? This world is hopeless if you don't... okay, so I'll spell it out for you: "Go start another post, about something worthwhile, like the war in Iraq or solving world hunger!" Please?

xoxoKarisa

Posted by: Karisa | October 15, 2006 10:45 PM

Does anyone have brooke burke phone number, cell number, or her email address, please email me.

Posted by: Tyler | October 19, 2006 12:24 PM

You are all one hudge dumb ass what the hell is wrong with you this is how it goes Lindsey is evil Brittney is a minyon and Paris is the fucking DEVIL

Posted by: Anonymous | October 20, 2006 6:58 PM

I was encouraged by the beginning of the above post; however, I was sorely disappointed by its ending.

America's youth sucks ass.

Posted by: Hausfrau007 | October 24, 2006 6:07 PM

I can get you guys ludacris phone number his my friends cuz

it cost 10 dollars via paypal

my paypal email is lookakoon@yahoo.com and ill send it to you.

I also have paris hiltons cells address it cost 100 dollars send it to me in paypal and you should be payed happily.

Posted by: Akoon | October 25, 2006 6:53 PM

Oh! Oh! I know what that means!

Akoon means to say that he is Ludacris's friend and will sell you Lucacris's phone number for $10 if you pay Akoon using his PayPal account.

He also has Paris Hilton's cell phone number; however, you must pay $100, also delivered via Akoon's PayPal account.

Once Akoon receives the funds, he will be happy to provide the numbers.

Akoon, you just let me know, and I'll translate, alright?

Posted by: Hausfrau007 | October 26, 2006 4:34 PM

YOU ARE AN IDEOT

Posted by: Anonymous | November 7, 2006 1:11 PM

YOU ARE AN RETARD

Posted by: Anonymous | November 7, 2006 1:12 PM

i need someone's number. plez... if you have anybodies, email me at [redacted]@hotmail.com. thanx

Posted by: Sarah | November 8, 2006 12:11 AM

Hilary Duff may i please have your e-mail adress andn phone number

Posted by: Ashley | November 8, 2006 2:41 PM

can someone send me the list, I just want to see if its authentic. At [redacted]@hotmail.com

Posted by: Anonymous | November 21, 2006 6:01 PM

I LOVE PARIS HILTON SHE IS VERY NICE AND SHE IS NOT STUPID SHE IS VERY SEXY AND VERY NICE
SO THAN BYE

Posted by: Chris | December 22, 2006 11:49 AM

If anyone has Paris Hilton's phone number please e-mail me it

Posted by: Allen | January 1, 2007 5:56 PM

hi ya people u rock!

Posted by: emily | January 6, 2007 1:19 AM

ya i think this is really a bunch of shit talk do you fucking people really think that the fucking rich assholes like that will allow there ####s be allowed to be posted i dont really think SO stop wasting your time and get a life

[ And now we now how the intellectual elite feel. Thank you. -B. ]

Posted by: michelle | January 7, 2007 5:37 PM

i would really like
paris hiltans phone
number but, i can't
beacaus i know you don't have it and if you do then give it to me but i know you dont have it.

[ I hope you're 5. -B. ]

Posted by: ariana rodriguez | January 30, 2007 7:10 PM

i hate paris hillton.eminems way better. hes my man

Posted by: kayla | February 1, 2007 8:42 PM

LOL paris hiltons #is [redacted] and email is [redacted]@yahoo.com

Posted by: camron | February 21, 2007 12:42 PM

if anyone has any of the numbers then please e-mail them to me @ [redacted]@msn.com

Posted by: anthony | March 13, 2007 9:07 PM

Paris want to be friends.My e-mail is snoopreddogg@yahoo.com Im going to california this summer.I was thinking that we can hang out.Since I never been California.What better way to spend your first time in LA than you.E-mail me back.Dont worry i wont make a move im only 12.

Posted by: Christian Moreno | March 14, 2007 11:39 PM

nice one

Posted by: maxwell crows | April 4, 2007 2:23 AM

i need you to heer me rap

Posted by: dario winborne | April 4, 2007 11:11 AM

it is [redacted]

Posted by: Anonymous | April 12, 2007 2:17 PM

brian,

i salute you.

haha

Posted by: ryan | April 26, 2007 6:14 AM

hello please could any one send me a contact info or address of jessica alba and britney spears or any celebrity ....thaks my e-mail address www.shamir_marri@hotmail.com

Posted by: shamir | April 26, 2007 4:47 PM

fuck it, i just spent a very long time reading all these posts, someone might as well send me a celebrity number as well... [redacted]@yahoo.com

[ Jason hath read all posts, yet seemingly hast failed to pick up on ye olde redacted thing. -B ]

Posted by: jason | April 27, 2007 12:48 AM

hi i would like paris hilton's cell phone list emailed to me please, thanks so much!!

Posted by: Debbie | May 4, 2007 8:50 PM

hey send me the list please? i'm especially a huge fan of johnny depp~ love his work. hes brilliant and is so loveable because he defies all laws of stardom. SEND ME LIST!

Posted by: jenn | June 25, 2007 6:34 PM

I realize I am posting really late, but I have to put in my two cents. :)
First of all, I thought that the article way up at the top of the page was brilliantly written, and instead of people leaving comments about the authors P.O.V (point of view) this has become a page about finding celebrities phone numbers! Its ridiculous! I'm 17 years old, and I'm embarassed by the other people my age. Would I jump at the chance to meet/talk with a celebrity? Heck yeah... But I can tell you, phoning them up is not the smart way to make a "friend."
Anyway, the article was great.. I enjoyed reading it... Thanks again.

Posted by: Laura | July 3, 2007 11:03 AM

T PAIN # IS {redacted]

Posted by: kyle | July 5, 2007 5:54 PM

pleaz send me the list of paris hiltons #'s
[redacted]@peoplepc.com

Posted by: foxy | August 8, 2007 1:40 AM

please send me the list:
[redacted]@hotmail.com

Posted by: natasha | August 9, 2007 2:21 AM

Hey! i know its a little late forthis. but does anyone have the celebrity phone list? and instant message screen names? could you please email them to me at [redacted]@aim.com

Posted by: shawna | September 1, 2007 5:12 AM

heyyy im late too, but if anyone has the list, pleasee send to me! =) thank you!
[redacted]@gmail.com

Posted by: brooke | September 9, 2007 4:41 PM

I really can't believe people are STILL asking for the phone list (just last weekend!). Not only are people not paying attention to the requests to stop asking (and subsequent redacted emails/phones/etc.), but they're also not realizing that the original post is over two years old and the information would be outdated. They also aren't paying attention to the fact that this is a satire site, not for celebrity-seeking kiddos who can't write a complete thought in English, spelled and punctuated correctly. Lastly, for the person who chided another poster for pointing out the flaws in online posts, it DOES matter. This is a public forum, and at the very least, people need to understand your posts to be able to answer or act on them. And thank God for the younger posters who CAN form a complete thought.

Oh, and Brian, I LOVE your site. I found it a couple of years ago through the eBay leather pants, and it's just hilarious. Woefully, I spent way too much time on this entry. I think I lost a few brain cells.

Posted by: Heather | September 13, 2007 2:34 PM

Some one send me the list...... [redacted]@tmail.com

Posted by: mike | October 7, 2007 7:29 PM

Please if someone has got a celebrity phone number, I will be grateful if you give it to me, 'cause I want to be a famous singer..Pleaseeeeeeee. [redacted]@yahoo.fr

Posted by: Anonymous | October 24, 2007 9:26 AM

Wow.... who knew there were so many people (apparently marginally literate people) who actually have some interest in Paris Hilton? Personally, my only interest is in how much longer her antics are inflicted upon the rest of us. TV sponsors take notice: when I see her, I change the channel. Oh, wait- I'm not in that target audience anyway. *sigh*
Great website, BTW.

Posted by: cdc | November 2, 2007 9:19 AM

man aint ths a muthafuka! yoh ive been searchn 4a producer 2produce me and my crew DGK
DIRTY GHETTO KIDS and im from the mother land south africa dial me 0825788200

Posted by: phoenix.nextrapper | November 6, 2007 9:10 PM

pairs hilton is [redacted] its cool beacuse i left like 50 messages i love it.

Posted by: alex | November 24, 2007 1:58 PM

do u have lucy lawless or hudson leicks numbers?

Posted by: anette kramelius | April 3, 2008 12:03 PM

YEAH

Posted by: CARL | June 19, 2008 6:35 PM

i have miley cyrus's and demi lovatos. because i was demis friend b4 she became a star.

Posted by: jason | July 24, 2008 2:57 PM

dear celebrity lovers i got paris hiltons phone number and her email it is igot her phone number its [redacted]

Posted by: laura hahn | July 25, 2008 5:33 PM

dear readers if you want paris hiltons real number its [redacted]

Posted by: laura | July 28, 2008 12:12 PM

Man, someone looking for this list as recent as July of this year. Well, I hope you have been enjoying yourself as you said you would Brian, because the implosion looks like it's coming.

At least you can be confident that your [redacted] budget for next year will not be cut. You have proven your need for every [redacted] you can beg, steal or borrow, if only for the comments section of this post alone.

Posted by: Anonymous | October 26, 2008 1:33 AM

I Got Miley Cyrus's Number and Eminem's Number HA HA

Posted by: Anonymous | May 26, 2009 1:45 AM

Miley's Real Private Number Is 01217491297 Im Not Lying

Posted by: Anonymous | May 26, 2009 1:53 AM

Miley's Real Private Number Is 01217491297 Im Not Lying

Posted by: Anonymous | May 26, 2009 1:53 AM

Miley's Real Private Number Is 01217491297 Im Not Lying

Posted by: Anonymous | May 26, 2009 1:53 AM

Miley's Real Private Number Is 01217491297 Im Not Lying

Posted by: Anonymous | May 26, 2009 1:53 AM

LEAVE HER ALONE SHE PRPLY GET REALLY CREEPED OUT IF KIDS CALL HER ALL THE TIME SO STOP HOW WOULD U LIKE IT AND DONT GIVE UR EMAIL OUT BEACUSE SOME WREIDO IS GOING TO GET IT

Posted by: shannon | April 18, 2010 8:51 AM

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