From New York, original humor writing & commentary by Brian Sack. Subject to all the flexible quality standards of internet self-publishing.


Grammar Cop: Bernie Madoff Sentencing Edition

Defendant: A corrections facility, ironically.
Count 1: Second Degree grammatical malfeasance.
Count 2: Rendering error permanent through engraving.
Count 3: Mounting and displaying of criminal spelling in an official venue.
Report: Officer Evans was in a jail in an undetermined role as law enforcement official, arrestee or friend bearing bail money when she noticed aforementioned signage. Presumably she was not cuffed, enabling her to capture the transgression utilizing the lousy camera on her iPhone.
Fine: Full refund of bail money and dropping of any misdemeanor charges.


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I haven't been following the Michael Jackson funeral-a-thon for a couple reasons. One is that I'm accessing the internet through a horrible connection offered by the public library. The library's asthmatic connection is further strained …