I created Citizen Change last year with one goal and one goal only: I wanted folks between 18-30 years of age to get out there and rock the vote.
And when November 2nd came around, and those extra 40 or so folks went to the polls, I realized we had succeeded beyond my wildest expectations. We rocked it, indeed. Politics will never be the same.
I can’t tell you the immense pride I get from having made a difference – from rocking something like the vote. And it made me think.
Diddy, you awesome. Diddy, you going to heaven. Diddy, let’s rock something else.
That’s right. I want to rock something else.
Sure, I could just call it quits now, mumble “Mission accomplished” over the melody to John Mayer’s Daughters, and all would be fine. But Citizen Combs doesn’t want to stop there. Citizen Combs believes in our youth, and the power they have to make a difference. Citizen Combs wants you by his side as we fight together for change.
Our victory last November proved that we’re a force to be reckoned with, that we’re unstoppable. For that reason, we shouldn’t stop.
It occurred to me last night while sitting under my personal umbrella that it would be foolish to waste the momentum we have. Since Citizen Change was created with change in mind, it should continue to focus on change. Change is good. So right now, I’d like to change the way you watch television.
I’m asking you to get out there and buy TiVo, or die.
I know this sounds extreme – that you should die if you don’t go and purchase TiVo – but I feel strongly about it. Real strongly. Plus, it’s a catchy slogan. Farnsworth thought of it. He thinks of things when he’s not holding my personal umbrella.
TiVo or Die.
Seriously, TiVo will change the way you watch television forever. It’s revolutionary. I love TiVo so much, I don’t even turn a TV on anymore unless it has TiVo. It’s not worth it. I have parted ways with good friends because we don’t see eye to eye on TiVo.
Once you get used to TiVo, there’s no going back. Sometimes when I’m in Leo DiCaprio’s basement screening a film and I miss a crucial plot point, I want to rewind and see it again. Then it occurs to me:
Diddy, you awesome. But this is a screening, Diddy. It ain’t got TiVo, Diddy.
Then I’m in a funk downpour that even a personal umbrella can’t protect me from.
So, TiVo or die.
You can pause live television. Never again will you miss 60 Minutes because you were interrupted by a noisy fax, phone call or your personal umbrella handler.
TiVo is like a friend, too. But not an entourage friend. A real friend. TiVo gets to know you and what you like to watch. Based on that, it finds shows it thinks you might want to see. Then it records them for you, like a ho trying to win you over. TiVo’s like:
Diddy, you awesome. And Diddy, I know you like antiques, so I recorded a lot of shows about them. TiVo love you, Diddy. TiVo you friend.
And don’t just take my word for it, even though you should. In the next few weeks you’ll be seeing lipsynctress Ashlee Simpson take to the streets to encourage you to get TiVo. Role model 50 Cent will be representing with a big TiVo medallion he’s going to wear. Janeane Garofalo will be on O’Reilly Factor – and this time she won’t get eaten alive because she’ll be talking TiVo. And everybody will love TiVo. Even conservatives. But Citizen Change is non-partisan, so that doesn’t matter none.
And that’s just the beginning. We have a lot of change on our agenda, because we’re Citizen Change, and change is half of our name. Once we’ve made people see the way of TiVo, we’ll be changing other things. Like the way we look at votive candles – perhaps the most under-appreciated candles in the world.
But that’s a fight for another day.
For now, it’s TiVo. TiVo or die.
Peace.
Sean
I just peed a little. That ROCKS.
I just peed a LOT. That is &%$#ing HILARIOUS. Tivo, Baby!
Nibbly Things: Camilla’s A Queen and More
Second Project Runway Season To Debut This SummerI’m so happy this is coming back. With a pregnant Heidi Klum.
Where can I get one of these shirts!??
c’est quoi tivo?
[ N’avez pas TiVo?! C’est grave! -B. ]
This is in regards to the comment by John J. Bradley: Dude, WTF???
Some people are very unpleased of the band members you have chosen. Why didn’t you pick dominique? She was a great singer. Even though she couldn’t dance that well.I just hope the band does better cuz it is not looking to hot. It could of been better with some of the other members you should of thought twice. Instead of listening to lourie with her old looking self. She need to work on some more of her moves.
Hey P.Diddy I guess this is the only way too get to you well me and my counsin and sister wanted too ask you if it is a possible for you too make us big? We have too dancer and we was wondering if you could because our family is preying and we are the same age as b5 but we just girls and I want too tell you that we have alot of talent you just type back and yes you would hear from us oh yeah our name is 3d
[ Diddy say what up. Diddy gonna work on it. Meantime, Diddy say work on the difference between to, two and too, and Diddy be happy. ]
please I need some help I can’t find the lyrics of “GET YA BOY”
Dear p.diddy i want to write some good massege but i would love to mail you my letter through post office so can you send me you company mailing adress of your personal mailing adress.Thanks yours
mick.
Dear p.diddy
how are you? AM Called mick from uganda and i would like you to help me and you sponsor me for my Education fees and i continue for further studies.
sir i only pay us $400 for my course.
sir p.diddy i will wait to hear from you very soon.
my e-mail adress is bakanyuge@yahoo.com
yours kindly
mick i. luwaga.
hi mr combs i would like a chance to model your new line of clothing iam told i have a hot body i guess i do work out 7 days so maby i am tight
[How your brainicles is? -B. ]
NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO YOU ARE STILL GOING TO ROCK.
[ For me about to rock, I salute you. -B.]
dear p diddy i love ur work i am 16 and want to become a body gard 4 some 1 as famous as u 1 day and was wondering if u no were there might b able 2 help thanx
wassup pdiddy, i luvd ur “ill be missing you ” song, in fact its ma favorit song, i wos finkin y not mayk a part 2 of the song.
Dear Mr. Sean John, my middle name is Laashaun, but you can call me Shaun for short, and I right now am really, really, missing you!
Undergraduate@DeVry University
Major: Medical Billing and Coding Specialist.
I right now could use a back rub……………P.S. love those shirts, more than you know!!!!
WHY DIDN’T YOU PICK DOMINIQUE? I REALLY THINK YOU SHOULD’VE. SHE HAD ALL THE TALENT. YOU WERE WRONG NOT TO PICK HER!
Much Love,
Christine
diddy is THE shit.. hes the classiest hottest hottie! every song amazes me every fashion show rocks :)
I weep for the future. I can’t decide what’s worse: that these kids actually think they’re talking to Diddy, or their grammar skills.
Brian, you’re a riot. Your humor helps offset the pain these comments cause. Keep up the good work.
50 cent you are really hot.
hi p.diddy right now am at school and guess what am doing. am doing a research aboutyou as a fashion designer but i cannotseem to get enough info on you are your design(need more info)
50cent i like ur songs alot if u want add me on my email lil_nicko_2_5_evilguy@hotmail.com thnx 50cent imma call u my homie even tho i dont kno u aihgt home
diddy please could you do a UK ‘making the band’ because we have so much talent in the UK but people dont give us a chance to show people what were made of. I go by the name Wonda X, I sing, rap, write, produce, dance and also I am a DJ and I always play your tunes in raves and clubs.
P.S. TIVO is something that i agree with because the younger generation are seeing how important it is to vote also I vote because it is very important who you feel should run the country and I dont think it should be BUSH for your country but that is me personally.
Yours Sincerely
Wonda X
m_samuels7@hotmail.co.uk
hi diddy u ok jst 2 say im a gr8 fan of urs and jst 2 say i lk up 2 lv jodie
[ Yo, thanks for texting me from class. -B. ]
Brian, I salute you and your satirical efforts. Your ability to help Wonda X believe in TiVo must fill you and your family with joy.
Keep up the good work.
i need a help from p diddy
[ I’d take a help from anyone, were I you. -B. ]
Ok, apparently this message turned into the Paris Hilton phone list phenomenon….
Gotta love the Internet.
I LUV WHAT YOU DO; PDIDDY I ALSO LUV EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU. DON;T WORRY I WON;T EVER STAWK YOU BECAUSE THAT IS NOT MY STYLE I THINK THATS’ FOR PEOPLE WHO DON’T HAVE NOTHING TO DO.PDIDDY I THINK YOU DESERVE EVERY AWARD OUT THERE THAT IS MADE EXCEPT FOR THE PHD AWARD BECAUSE YOU ARE MOST DEFINENTLY NOT THAT INFACT YOU TRY HELP EVERYONE.PDIDDY I WOULD LUV TO MEET YOU ONEDAY JUST NOT RIGHT NOW .I FEEL VERY UGLY ON THE OUTSIDE LET ME SHAPE MYSELF UP FOR YOU.
MR.COMBS,YOU HAVE GAINED HUMOUNGUS POLITICAL POWER IN YOUR VOTE OR DIE CAMPAINE”
NOW, FACTOR ARE JUMPING AHEAD WITH THE FEC DEAL,
STAY FIGHTING FOR OUR RIGHTS”
NOW, HEARS THE KEY”
THE NEXT ELECTION
IS GOING TOO PULL YOU A HUNDRED DIFFERENT WAYS,
ONE YOU HAVE MULTIPLE NEWYORKERS
RUNNING,
MASS. IS STRONG, AS YOU WAS WITH, IN THE PAST ELECTION”
YOU HAVE ROOTS IN ATLANTA,”
AND MR. GINGWICH IS
RIGHT NEXT DOOR,”
THEN IT HURT CAUSE,
YOUR BLACK.
PLUS SENTOR EDWARDS
KEEPS IT RAW”
LAST NOTE! OUR PEOPLE HAVE TO WATCH THE NO BORDER
CONTROL, AND LETTING ALL THE TAKELLA DRINKERS
IN AND LET THEM SET UP,”AFTER THEY SET UP, PUT BORDER PATROL BEHIND THEM”
I’M WATCHING THE SPANISH FAMILY COME TOGETHER, WHICH IS COOL,BUT THEIR COMPUTER TURNED AGANISTS THE BLACK
FAMILY,” THEIR LANGUAGE IS RAW AND QUICK TOO JUMP TOO CONCLUSION WITH OUR BLACK COMMUNITY,
BLACK HAVE TO WATCHS
THIS MATTER CLOSELY.
THE KEY IS OUR GETTO’S”
OUR GETTO’S ARE NOT BEING INFORMED AS IS THEIR TIGHT NIT FAMILY.THINK, WE HAVE TO ALERT OUR INNER CITIES, AND WE ARE NOT GOING TO PLAY A GAME WITH OUR INNER CITY FAMILY, AND OTHERS ARE PLAYING FOR KEEPS.
A WORD FROM THE WISE.
[ Wise indeed. -B. ]
DIDDY IS THE BEST
diddy ni noma Iam from ruaha university tanzania
Hay diddy this ya gurl shakia from bermuda jus wanted 2 hala at you wish I cud meet dem bad boyz of yurz b5 ba I kno dat aint gone hapen! Anyway luv ya work luv wat you do you hott! gotta go check, Heads up 2 ya work doin great!
P. Diddy you are the biggest pimp out there. you rock 50 sucks
hi i know u get alot of these but, i really want to be a singer it feels like thats the only thing i was put on this earth to do if u would just give me a chance ill prove it to u, please give me that chance to show you i have the look and the attitude .
[ I do get a lot of these. I’ll put you on the Diddy List and you get Diddy priority at all Diddyvents. Thanks for reading and comprehending. Peace. ]
hi combs i was very happy to write you this. you don’t even know how bad i want to see in in person but i know it won’t be possible. me being a female you exp me. i really want to you better. pick up work you are…………… the wonderful man on earht, beside GOD… have A good one.
love you always shirley
I LOVE 50 CENT HIS SO SEXY THAT I WANT TO GET WITH HIM
hi my name is katrina and i have a band and the name are kimberley korina katrina[me]kaceana kamina and we are the band u have always been looking for we are 13 years of age but realy good pleaze contact for more on 07949196629 we live in england london thankyou
I shudder to think that these people are my peers, possibly even my schoolmates. I feel the need to express that not only was I highly amused by the “Tivo or Die” campaign letter, but that I do indeed understand that I am not talking to Diddy when I post this.
[ Diddy thanks you. -B. ]
he did y i can sing good n wanna be signed by u can u email n tell me if u can help me out wit love
amanda
[ Sure. Wait by you fax. -B. ]
HEY DIDDY! MY NAME IS NARIKA AND I AM TRUELY A FAN OF YOU. I LIVE IN NEW ROCHELLE, NEW YORK AND I’VE BEEN TOLD MANY TIMES I CAN SING WELL. I LOVE TO SING IT BRINGS ME JOY, AND I WOULD LOVE FOR YOU TO HEAR ME, BECAUSE I WANT TO BE A STAR LIKE BEYONCE. PLEASE HELP ME WITH THIS REQUEST BECAUSE BEING A STAR IS MY DREAM. I’VE BEEN SINGING SINCE I WAS AGE 8 AND I’M NOW 14! I SING IN MY CHURCH’S “YOUTH CHOIR” AND I CAME IN 1ST PLACE IN MY SCHOOL’S TALENT SHOW!I HOPE YOU WILL MAKE TIME TO HEAR ME, BECAUSE IF YOU GIVE ME A CHANCE I CAN SHOW YOU WHAT I CAN DO! DIDDY PLEASE HELP ME FULFILL MY DREAM IN BECOMING A STAR, THIS WILL MAKE ME SO HAPPY!~
~NARIKA GOWDIE~ 14 YEARS OLD, NEW ROCHELLE,nNY
Hi Diddy My Name is Amanda Potter and I was wondering if you could hit up my cousin on his web site to tell me how to get started with a clothing line how do I get license and how to get my stuff pattened I ‘m 13 but My mother told my I can still do it at a young age but she’ll be my gardian over it can you tell me what to do and how to get started please let me know as soon as possible Thanks.
Oh yaeh diddy the band is great and I’m getting their album as soon as it comes out the slow track is banging put Albrey part back in it it sounds nice bye
Hi Diddy My Name is Amanda and I was wondering if you could hit up my cousin on his web site to tell me how to get started with a clothing line how do I get license and how to get my stuff pattened I ‘m 13 but My mother told my I can still do it at a young age but she’ll be my gardian over it can you tell me what to do and how to get started please let me know as soon as possible Thanks.
Just wanted to know if you were interested in songwriters for your artist. And also I really respect what Bad Boy as done for music as a whole.
hi diddy has you no my name is atiya and I’m 11 and I can sing.I can prove just call me at 18032362257
Unbelievable. They just keep coming. It’s as bad as the Paris Hilton Phone List.On and on. How can the youth of America be so incredibly stupid? When did they stop teaching how to spell and write? No capitals or punctuation at all. They are obviously not reading before they post either. Hello!!! This is not a Diddy website and he will not get your “love letters”. Sheesh
could i work for your record label voluntaryly please. I will be a great success
Hi diddy I am 14 and live in pittsburgh pa, and I wanna be a singer I have been in talent shows and everything is there anyway I can be lifted to stardom and do you have any advice for me?
[ Yes. ]
Yo Puff, my name is R.Dada. I am 16 years old, first time I listened to you was when I was 9 years old. I have always loved rap and I do rap myself. But I’m not the kind of guy who can afford to promote myself, I live in Norway, but I’m not originally from there. It’s hard to promote myself in Norway, because the game is’nt big, and people don’t like foreigners. I have a friend named Junior he comes from Africa, and we rap together. And we die together. Hehe. Do you have any tips on how to promote myself? You have a good life, maybe you don’t care about things that happen to us small people, but I’d be the luckiest guy in the world, only if you’d respond to this message. Peace out from me and peace out from Junior.
I’ll wait for the luckiest day in my life, and that day will be when and if I get a message from you. +4797133573
whats up diddy? how’s things going? dont have to ask, bet u are doing fine =) sometimes i cry when i listen too your music. im living in norway with my aunt and im not ok at the moment! My father died, was killed.my mother living in asia. i started rapping when i was 8 years old. here in norway im not gonna do well! people are rasists, you might dont care, but my dream would be to get an answer from you cause i love your music an i love you! beacuase you are a good rapper!+4797133573 maybe you will send me an sms sometime ! peace broh. im 16 years old just so you know
yO Diddy! It must be one of my best day’s finding this site, im a 16 year old boy from Norway, but im really from Asia! Im came to norway becouse of big problems in my home country! my father died when i was 9 years old! and i started to rap when i was around 10! But it’s not easy to be something here in norway.and i just wondering if u can give me some tips! peaCe R,Dada
It’s a pleasure to write to u P.Diddy I love all your records I am a big fan of yours with your fine self keep u the good work and god bless u and your family.
hi p.diddy my name is melissa i’m 18years old i live in orlando 1500queesway rd orlando florida.the reason i writing this letter is because i need some help from you this is about music .this is my dream to be a singer since i was a little girl i sing verry well and i can show you that if you want to .the problem is i need some one to help my dream come true. i can sang every kind of music i just need a manager to push me up and i swear you not gonna be disgrace with me .please answer me because i need your help please help my dream to be come true ,try with me. [321]663-34-67 and [407]456-01-10 or [407]838-39-00 these are my home phone cell phone please don’t forget me because i repose my confidence on you .peace and love .melissa;
Hey..P diddy ..ummm am 15..am from manchester in England..n am really in2 designin clothes n stuff..cz am real gud at drawin…n i wana get ma own clothes label..u no like you have ‘sean john’…i mean i wud like your help..but not 2 get famous n all cz i know i gtta do dat maself…i jus wud like u 2 give me a few ideas or pointers to what i cud do 2 become noticed afta iv studied n evrythin..please?
Diddy – I got a new idea on a very old style of music. I have not heard anyone doing this and I would like to get it out there in the mainstream so people can appreciate it as much as I do. I am not trying to break onto the music scene or anything like that, I just believe that we could all benefit from hearing this style of music intertwined with todays Hip Hop. If you are willing to hear this idea, please let me know how to get you the information. Again I am not looking for any type of notoriaty or anything in return. I just want to see what you could possibly do with this.
hey ‘fiddy’ would you be able to send me a e-mail my e- mail adress is stellla.warrior@maitlandas.sa.edu.au thanks if you do
[ Fiddy and Diddy return all emails personally to thank peoples for their reading comprehension, because that’s the kind of guys they is. ]
The comments above come from the type of people that “Diddy” reaches out to in his “Vote or Die” campaign.
These buffoons, by and large, vote Democrat.
Mere coincidence?
Behold the wonders and the intellect of people who take voting advice from someone who used to call himself “Puff Daddy”.
heyy i jus wana am 15 yrs old ma names neelam am from leicester am known as neezee i mc/rap n ppl fink im reli gd n i reli belive in ma self i get reli stressed sumtymz coz i got talent buh i am not able to bring it furthur diddy can u plz help me i dnt wana do dis for da fame i was get a message accros my lyrics will kill the audience i have faith in u i know one dey il come accross u diddy ..neezee
Ai yo, what`s up diddy, I just wanna let u know how u run this bitch. u are a hall of fame. u ruled.
Hi Diddy just left a comment 2 say that i lurve u nd Nicole’s new single nd i’m well jealous u got a wife. Dunno if u can but tell 50 cent (Christian Jackson) that i think he’s fit 2.
Hey im from south africa my name is akhona & i would love 2 send diddy my demo i wuld luv 2 get his email address
[ Just don’t call him Diddy in England. ]
hey Diddy wat up 1st of all i wanna congatulate u for all your success in the rap industry. I also want u to know that u are 1 of my top favorite rap artist.the 2nd reason I am writing to u is i want to know if u can help me . see i am from Honduras and I have an uncle that raps. i send him instrumentals he takes them and writes a song. Both of us, we want to know if u can help him. His name is Gabriel (krayzie dogg)he is about 25 years old u are a person he admires and it will be a dream come true for both of us if u help him to be as successful as u are.
1st we want to see if u can help us in bringing him here. and after that
see if u can help him possibly blow up in the music industry.please write back with your answer P.Diddy.
Hello, P.Diddy, my daughter is great fan of yours. I have a question my daughter wants to be a performer, I need to know how to encourage her since this is one of her goal in life. I would appreciate if you could give me some feedback in helping her. Thank You
[ I would encourage her to stay in school. Then maybe she have more goal. With more goal, come better opportunity to achieve goal. -B. ]
I WANT TO GET INTO BAD BOY ENTERTAIMENT! AND I’M GOING TO! I’M GOING TO NY NEXT YEAR;)
BECKY CARTER 12!
hi PDiddy.
my name is sarah. thank you for all the good work you have done and still doing all over the world. God bless you
always
SRN
Hey diddy ;)
This iz Sandra .. I know you hear this all the time but im one of your biggest fans ! I luv your work !
Good luck wit everything !
Take care !
i’m a young from African,i’m thirteen years old,i love the stars as:50 cent,p.diddy,sean paul,jay-z,ciara…
i love you and i want stay in your life.i want your all single but i don’t have much money for buying.
hey hey hey we think ur well fit lv ya xxxx
sup diddy? i wish you really get time to read this cos am a die hard fan from africa , ghana to be precise or to you the land of gold . how are yu doing? ..i know i shouldn’t be asking cos i know yu are doing great . i really wish i could talk or hear from yu . cos i like ur style . and i want to be a true friend to yu. i really want to reach up and touch yu cos u are a true star***** hope we could be real life buddies this is my emaill plz ttry to write to me ok? boogie_brown2001@yahoo.com . plz write me . hope yu keep on shining to me .
your friend from the real ghetto – africa
jordan
P.Diddy! Am i really talking to you or is it just a computer or your “p.a” if i am talking to you and you are reading this then OH MY GOD! well the real reason im sending this message is for a friends and i couldnt find any other contact with you, well, next year it is my friend Mindy’s 18th Birthday, and for her birthday she and her friend Indy are having a joint birthday party and Mindy wants the party to be just like one of yours i dont think you can understand how crazy she is about you! she isnt like the other fans! so i was wondering if you could send me a video of yourself wishing them happy birthday to them, fi you could do this then it would be absolutely fantastic and you wouldnt be like the other stars! i didnt tell anyone i was sending you this message just in case it doesnt work out as it wouldnt usually but please can you try, not for me but for your biggest fan?
What’s UP.MR.Sean P. Combs,Lost ones”Powerful words with a killer voice behid them,I’m without a doubt surpport you,It’s impossible to compare the people who’s not in a movement,To all the icons and the groundbreaker of the world,With you being on my list first,I’m Originally from new orleas and now the rest of the world can finally learn about different people,That’s bigger than anyone region’s style;Everyone’s contribution help make the world grow together,I understand where good people like yourself are coming from and trying to do,I said keep up the good works,I’m trying to stay strong and focus,And oneday I can say the same about myself,I have been struggling for a longtime,Insand ride toward Domination,Bigg’s speculation has swirled around the label for the past few years,Now particularly creative fan of the Bad Boy,like myself has taken the conjecture to an entirely new level,writing a series of trues Imagines are the inner worlings at the label you built.P.Diddy your creation are based on real strenght,But now it’s going to new hights,Those episodes has a healty sense of things and have proved what a beautiful person you’re,You and Biggie are my favorites hip-hop Rappers And Business icons,My blood is pure and runs through every word,These words has a heart beat,This is from my heart and Soul with God’s vision in front of it all,So I said that to say this,It’s past real,It’s life on a higher level. Happy Holidays,Mind ain’t going to be Happy,Because I lost every dime and everything I worked so very hard for,Hurricane Katrina,But I know I’m Bless! sincerely yours,MR.Calvin Morris, (915)217-0608. 12/04/06.
all that shit is a bullshit, its no P.D some aswer the peopel , its a fu… internet :S
[ Well said, Dady. You hit the nale in the hedd. Mother of God. -B. ]
i think that what diddy dose it great esspecially when i have to do a reprt on him cuz i learn more about him
Hey Diddy! I just want to congragulate you on your success. I wanted to also ask you for your help in my modeling career. If you do get to read this I would love to be apart of whatever your in. I promise there won’t be any dissapointments. I’m 21 yrs. old and very confident. I know I could make it I just need the right people around me. So please if this message does come to you I’m begging that you get in contact with me.
I love parris hilton!
Whats going on with Total, Diddy. I like them alot and I know there is work and enough money for everybody to make including myself – Please contact me with this matter cause its been bothering me for a few years now. Why cant you bring them back – They was Hot and then you had MF’er getting twisted – I like Missy but c’mon like I said its enough paper for us all. You got Danity Kane poppin whats good – and for the record – I bought Press Play – the originale – Help a sister out Puff – I know you can do it….Holla – Puhh-leaze
eminem is mint
50 Y ARE A BITCH PLUS THE WHOLE G UNIT Y U NIGGAS DONT WONT NO FADE WITH THE GAME OR BOMPTON BLOOD AND TELL SPIDER CHOC FUCK HIS CRAB AS ALL Y CRABS IM ONLY 11 BANGING BLOODS ALL DAY CK TO I DIE BLOOD SO TELL ONE OF YALL LIL HOMIES WHAT IT DO BLOOD OR 50 TELL YO BITCH ASS SON LOOKING LIKE A MONKEY BLOOD I PUT THAT ON BLOODS HOMIE YOU BITCH ASS NIGGAS GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGUNOT
[ Thank you for visiting my website of satirical humor. -B. ]
my name is jalisa harris and i have been doing my lyrics since i was 10 years of age and i have always wanted a career in being a music artist i am 13 years old and have enterd in talent shows weddings and graduations. i was wondering if you were at this lookin for a young female singer u can reach me at my email at capricornluv21@yahoo.com if u pick me u wont regret it p.s its my godsisters email address
hello i like your song! i cant dance realy good on thet music :D i’m going bay bay!!! i love you
Hi, P.diddy
My name is Glenda and I have a great voice and every one says that i sounds good and I want you to hear me sing. You can call me at 1-318-559-3196, If you would please do that.
Thank You for everything
I’m a crazy fan of you, I’m studying international trade for now I’m a ordinary guy but I hope someday I’ll make money & be famous like you. you’re a strong guy! keep doing ya thing NYC king!!!
diddy i got a track called badboy’s back on top and i will really love if u could spent some worthwhile time for this.
diddy i got deep words at the tip of palm.
i know u got lot of these but neva loads of me.can u give a place where i can send u this track and some others if u want.i love the way u carry urself thats the true model for hiphop.i feel u men but i missed chris and mase.
bryan es un fan de poff diddy k lo sepan mamas el y yo vamos a ser como nadie
ya lo saben nadie canta como el y como yo esto va para todos esos ijueputas k no creen en mi musica
hey pdidy everyone says i got a good voice i wud love 4 u 2 hear me sing one day im 18 and im 3/4 turkish cypriot 1/4 arab, nway plz get bk 2 me u probably wont lol but ill be waiting still ha ha wuv u 2 bits meloxxxx
Mr. Combs,
I am a 35 year old professor of sociology at Marist University. I have been very interested in your efforts to coordinate people for worthy causes, and I believe this one is very worthy. “Vote or Die” was an earnest effort at helping alert the urban youths of more pressing issues than “bling” or “grills”. Throughout the 2004 elections, my class and I tracked your efforts and realized how effective they were in getting people to vote.
However, “TiVo or Die” completely resonates with me and speaks to someone of my age and intellect. Just last week I was trying to watch American Idol to see if Sanjaya was going to be thrown off, but was constantly being nagged by my wife. I missed all of Simon’s remarks and the witty banter between Simon and Ryan Seacrest. Were it not for TiVo, I would have been lost and angry at the misfortune of not being able to enjoy reality TV at its finest. But, with the wonder of TiVo, I could just hit one button and watch it again.
If you need any help, please send me an e-mail, as I would love to help you in any way I can. I also have over 200 students who could help spread the word. Please stay in touch and keep up the inspiring work.
Ray
hey diddy how is u i love your new band danity cane well i think that you have picked some nice gurls to have sing for you i hope to see then next episode of your mking the band this time maybe you should have some guys this time. welll right now im trying to find out more info on you for my project and i hope it is successfull well do yuo know any websites that have good info on you ? wel if so hit me up im waiting fo r a response. love always kasara
diddy:
i just wanted 2 no if u cud come 2 tha skoolz and teach us bout SARCASM.
hey?
Hey Mr Diddy
Was lovely to have you over here in England recently. Didn’t get a chance to meet you, but heard you held a fantastic party and have been very generous with our charities. Would love to meet up with you some time… Maybe next time you are over? You should come to Windsor for a night out! Really respect what you do x
WATS UP IM KELLY FROM DUBLIN JUST CHILLING HERE LUKING AT UR PAGE SO I THOUGHT ID GIVE YOU A TEXT, JUST WANNA SAY LOVE UR MUSIC AN WISH U ALL D BEST LUV KEL XXXXX
P.Diddy you rock..
your sooo hot..
luv your new album its brill..oh and your style gets hotter by the day…n your 2 kids are sooo cute..cya x x x
Hi diddy
Your so cool i love u music and i think you are the best ever and maybe some day ill be just like you im a big big fan of yours and im always listening to ya music and got to say your new aldum is ace man and hopfully ill get to meet you some day.Thank you for reading me message cya x
i love ,,last night”
hy my name amela from serbia im love hip hip rbn rap king is sean paul,p didy,50 cent,omarion.t.i.
dear p.diddy,
my and. i am 13 years old and i am your biggest fan. i live in the uk and i would to tlk to u.
have you got msn? if you do please could you add me xxpussycatdollsxx@hotmail.co.uk.
i would love to meet you in real life. i think hip hop would be crap if you wern’t here. i have your album press play it rocks. i love you soo much im your number 1 fan.
love stacey
dear p.diddy,
my name is stacey and i am 13 years old. i live in the uk. i think that you are the most talented rapper ever and i hate 50 cent. i would love to meet you in real life. you are soo hot.i am your number 1 fan. you are doing excellent keep it up i am so proud of you. i wish you all the best. god bless you and your family. you rock.
love stacey xoxoxox
dear p.diddy,
my name is stacey and i am 13 years old. i live in the uk. i think that you are the most talented rapper ever and i hate 50 cent. i would love to meet you in real life. you are soo hot.i am your number 1 fan. you are doing excellent keep it up i am so proud of you. i wish you all the best. god bless you and your family. you rock.
love stacey xoxoxox
im a rapper im 12 and please reply at
bighead100@hotmail.co.uk please reply
god bless
thanks
hey diddy i do acting and dancing i wondering maybe i could model for sean john that will be my dream also i met uncle rah the vocal couch from your show he is a great guy you can check my myspace st http://www.myspace.com/sincere20051
[ Diddy say you smart. Diddy say thanks for posting the same comment 8 times. Diddy say your reading comprehension is dope. ]
yo yo yo blood wots bin goin down in the hood keep it goin.
ps can u give me your yellow watch nd trainers
sup diddy my name is Sam and ma bro’s name is jake, we are twins aged 14. we have been remixing and writting music for about 3 years now. last year we won a hole lot of competions and also cam second out of all of australia in auzzi idol.ma bro beatboxes and sings and i rap and sing, but we have found it is easier to make beats on a music maker program and me and ma bro can then sing to gether and rap. were from down town brisbane in australia. our goal is to become big and we were wondering if you have any addvice for us?(samwoodhead007@hotmail.com)plz email me. and maybe we can send you a demo of our stuff cheers diddy.
waz up mr sean i am
a (ENOUMOSS) FAN OF YOURS AND I CAN GUARENTI U THAT I WONT LET U DOWN IF U GIVE ME A CHANCE TO SHOW U HOW GOOD I AM MY EMAIL IS
BIGHEAD100@HOTMAIL.CO.UK
I AM 12 AND NOT SHY
TO RAP TO AN UADIENCE PLUS MY SISTER HAS A VOICE OF AN ANGEL
PLEASEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Whuss Gudd Sean!*
The names Mercades;
Hey my name is Brian i sing in a choir and were trying to raise money to go perform in europe and i was wondering if you could be kind and donate us some money i was also wondering if your looking for a 17 year old male singer anyways you can contact me at brianjamaltupac@yahoo.com
salute you man
i do feel good at this time of the year since i like your style and the beat goe’s on and onnnnnnnnn!!!!!
by:dbnsbo
i like you so much you are black that does hessitate your feel what are the ways of to say adorring you is so much than love keep dance girl till morning.
“P Diddy” is a pussy. I would slap his sorry ass like a bitch if he acted to me like he does everyone else. He needs his bodyguards because he is a punk and a coward.
Hey Sean just like to say im your biggest fan and i totally love all your videos and i would totally love one day to be in your video contact me at stacie4u@hotmail.co.uk love you sean x
i can crush any one of ur making the band bad boys easily. u should sign me i win battles all the time BC is where to go 4 talent
[ u r gr8. I admir ur reedn comp. skillz ]
Hi man. I’m HASHMOTHERLANDER. Singer, songwriter,producer, guitarist and I’m bout to graduate as a construction engineer. Had to to do some, coz I got tired of selling ilegal shit in the streets of London. Yeah man I remember now I actually met u and Allen Iverson same day down in Bixton. Been working HARD on my game ever since. Just let me know how i can send my demo. I aint sayin none, hear for yourself.I’m doing a low budjet video at the mo. You may wanna check that out. I like your work ethics, strategies and damn that party in finland at club lux. ha ha. I got in just coz I’m brown, African. They call us negeri down here. Hotest party I ever been in, shit made me proud for real. Hash!!
Has anyone actually seen Brian and P.Diddy in the same room at the same time? How do we know there isn’t some Bruce Wayne / Batman thing going on?
YO WHATS UP
ITS BIGHEAD NON OF YOU ZOMBIES CAN RAP LIKE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shall I be the first to congratulate Brian on a masterful forgery? I hear a single, subtle genius in the cacophony of this comment thread. The players, the haters, the insane, the Ugandans: all are Brian!
(Their idiocy is too complete to be real. I hope.)
<>[ Sadly, it’s real. -B. ]
Wow. Amazing. I hope Professor Ray M. has tenure.
[ I’m certain he does. -B. ]
My name is Lakeisha my father was n At Last and Rhodeo Dryve I wanna be like him, I wanna sing please help me get to that point I’m tired of being the on n my class who’s not popular i’m 14 and my dad’s name is Richard Davis we live in Reading PA i go to Northwest Middle School and i am graduating this year on to Reading High School please give me a chance
Okay Diddy — you’re laughable. I just watched your looking for an assistant show. Do you honestly think you’re that important that you can treat people like crap? I could run circles around you! As a single parent who has had to wonder how to feed my kids, people like you who think you’re so important are almost funny. I watched you yell at someone because they didn’t answer their phone as soon as you called. Are you serious? Do you honestly think when you die anybody will care? That’s how one measures the man — not what they do while they’re here, but how much people care when you die. I’ll bet MOST of the people that work for you would be happy to see you go!
You’re obviously not a professional because if you were, you would realize that if you treat people well, they will be loyal to you. Yelling and thinking that you are better than the people that work for you is just a means to an end for your own ego. Grow up and treat people well you moron. People like you make me so thankful I have what I have.
Just remember — you walk the same way I do and go to the bathroom the same as I do. You might have a gold toilet, but when I flush my shit down the toilet, it goes down the same way. get over yourself and figure out what REAL life is all about and get down to the real world to see what the average person has to deal with. God, you’re laughable!
hi im a teenager i wanaa be a singer/model and i think u can help me not tryin tobe a fan tryin to be a worker
hi!every day of my life i hear from everyone why dont you become a model you have a really sexy face you are a really petty gal why! do something about it man.the other i went to get a photo done for my drving card.the man that was taken my photo said WOW your sas a petty gal are you a model i lath yeaa aight i said naaa i aint i wish all my friends a family say the same thing i use to live in london but now i moved to north cyps.but now thinking to come to the usa an do something with my looks i have a great voice to i can speak full turkish an english i was born in england i was there for 20years now im in cyps i was thinking who can help me so i tho of you DADY!;) but i hope u do get to me this is my moble number 05338444283 my turkish number this is my english number that you can get tho to me on again 07980316635…plzzzzzzzz help me do this i will cme to the usa but plzzz read this an get th to me plzzzzz im waiting…..
Well it’s your fault Brian. After the paris hilton (I will NOT dignify that name with capitalization!) topic where you thanked the idiot who hacked her Blackberry, you should have known better than to post this. Now you have many people trying to contact diddy, and there is no satirical humor left. As with the paris hilton thread, they sucked all the humor right out of it. All that remains is a very morbid and depressing view of part of the world’s population…… the part who have no lives, so must immerse themselves in the lives of famous people.
As you said in the paris hilton responses, I want my satirical humor site back. :P