From New York, original humor writing & commentary by Brian Sack. Subject to all the flexible quality standards of internet self-publishing.


Old School Hip Hop Course Guide

Before 50 Cent was worth a nickel, he had to get his study on. My curriculum for the aspiring artiste, for Cracked magazine.


[The reading happened already, and was nicely summarized here.] A reminder about tonight's reading: It's at KGB Bar in the Lower East Side. If they were current they'd be calling it the FSB Bar, and they'd have …


Were you pretending to poke someone in the stomach? No. I was hoping to convey that I was in an elevator and pressing the button repeatedly, as if the elevator was not moving. Why did you feign …