The unicycle is a form of transportation for people who really need attention.

Brian Sack
I started Banterist in 2003 after this conversation with my cat. It led to all sorts of good things.
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I used to ride a unicycle as a kid – rode it in the Savannah St. Patrick’s Day parade. I musta really needed attention, huh?
dot… why in the name of all that’s holy did you find the need to post that response?
Because, James, she really needed the attention.
nicely done.
I’ve noticed the site’s been lacking in P. Diddy content lately.
Hoping to be humbled by my lack of undeserved success,
Royford