Were you pretending to poke someone in the stomach?
No. I was hoping to convey that I was in an elevator and pressing the button repeatedly, as if the elevator was not moving.
Why did you feign shaving your fist?
That was peeling a banana.
Your “walking against the wind” routine at the end was brilliant, how long did you practice that?
That was actually my exit. I lost several tendons when I tripped on a sickle.
Were you classically trained?
In Market Research, yes.