From New York, original humor writing & commentary by Brian Sack. Subject to all the flexible quality standards of internet self-publishing.


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Defendant: Unnamed demonstrator representing the Religion of Peace. Count 1: Misspelling in the first degree. Count 2: Phonetic indecency. Count 3: Grammatical malfeasance committed during incitement to murder. Report: Defendant was demonstrating in New York, a vibrant and diverse …


Ages ago I wrote a short story and someone said, "Gee, that'd make a great film," and I said, "Oh." But they kept saying that to the point where I was finally compelled to put …