From New York, original humor writing & commentary by Brian Sack. Subject to all the flexible quality standards of internet self-publishing.


Grammar Cop: Die, Zionist Orange!

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Defendant: Unnamed demonstrator representing the Religion of Peace.
Count 1: Misspelling in the first degree.
Count 2: Phonetic indecency.
Count 3: Grammatical malfeasance committed during incitement to murder.
Report: Defendant was demonstrating in New York, a vibrant and diverse city which unfortunately includes this guy.
Fine: $622 and steerage on the first steamship back to Karachi.


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