Defendant: Unnamed demonstrator representing the Religion of Peace.
Count 1: Misspelling in the first degree.
Count 2: Phonetic indecency.
Count 3: Grammatical malfeasance committed during incitement to murder.
Report: Defendant was demonstrating in New York, a vibrant and diverse city which unfortunately includes this guy.
Fine: $622 and steerage on the first steamship back to Karachi.
Brian Sack
I started Banterist in 2003 after this conversation with my cat. It led to all sorts of good things.
Wow. Such strong feelings towards a breakfast staple… perhaps he is a cereal killer?
Do you suppose that’s Muhammed Spellcheck coming in from stage right?
Maybe he wants the death penalty for O.J. Simpson…?
I wish i could draw cartoon talkie bubbles in this one. (Is there a word for that?)
The looks on their faces….
Works for me!
-B.
Die Manischewitz, die!
Just outside of the camera frame, there was another guy with a sign promoting “Whirled Peas!”
…that’s actually a well known slurring/mispronunciation of the word to show particular scorn and revulsion. I suspect it was accidental in this case, but the pronunciation is relevant and “correct.”
See also: Michael D’Abo’s performance of King Herod’s Song.
A “Well known slurring/mispronunciation of the word” my ass. The guy doesn’t know how to spell.
Are we sure that isn’t Borat?
All the other fanatical muslim terrorists must be SO embarrassed right now.
Best case scenario, Arab hatred of the Jews has subsided – and delicious fruit-based beverages are they’re new focus of hate. Just be glad you don’t work for Minute Maid or Welsh’s right now – they’re stock must be TANKING big time!
The Romans invented satire but muslims perfected it.