Grammar Cop: Watts Been Unleashed!

Defendant: The Associated Press
Count 1: Misspelling a word by adding an extra ‘o’ to it, thus making it a different word; misdemeanor.
Count 2: Distribution of said error to the media.
Report: Officer became aware of the incident by way of Yahoo’s Lead Photo feature, which has exclusively featured hurricane-related photos for two days now because a hurricane is apparently coming.
Fine: $112 and a gift certificate to Jimmy Buffett’s tropical/alcoholic theme restaurant Margaritaville.