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Playmobil Re-Enactments: Anna Nicole & Baby Daddies

“…investigators are probing the possibility of foul play.” [NY Post]
“The claim by Prince Frederick von Anhalt comes amid a paternity suit over Smith’s 5-month-old daughter, Dannielynn. The birth certificate lists Dannielynn’s father as attorney Howard K. Stern, but former Smith boyfriend Larry Birkhead is waging a legal challenge, saying he is the father.” [Breitbart]


Defendants: Tribeca Tavern, New York City; Crate & Barrel, San Francisco Count 1: Negligent transposition of letters. Count 2: Professional printing of grammatical malfeasance. Count 3: Mounting grammatical malfeasance in a public area. Report: Prior to walking into a …