From New York, original humor writing & commentary by Brian Sack. Subject to all the flexible quality standards of internet self-publishing.


The Parmesan John T-Shirt

The new and improving Online Store is proud to add this Banterist original to the collection.
This shirt is available in myriad styles and colors, and is a celebration of mockery and cheese.


When hermaphrodite banana slugs get it on, one of them gets their ten-inch penis eaten - something I'd not known. This is but one of many tantalizing facts contained in How Animals Have Sex, a book …


Defendant:, proud and apparently loaded Drudge Report sponsor. Count 1: [Dropped, due to clashing style manuals.] Count 2: Misdemeanor spelling: "tirade." Count 3: Exposing a large audience to grammatical mischief via high-traffic, over-glorified link site run by …