
Brian Sack
I started Banterist in 2003 after this conversation with my cat. It led to all sorts of good things.
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Recent Comments
- ian murray on Poland Dispatch: The German Poo-Shelf Toilet
- James Smith on China Dispatch: Using the Squat Toilet
- PJ on I Am An Expert On France
- Anonymous on China Dispatch: Using the Squat Toilet
- Mohamed on A Gentleman’s Guide to Labor & Delivery
- Susan on eBay: DKNY Men’s Leather Pants I Unfortunately Own
- Ana Maria on The Cons of November
- Captain on eBay: Playboy. In Braille.
- Leah on eBay: Tiffany & Co. Glass Apple My Father Didn’t Want
- JLRaven on eBay: DKNY Men’s Leather Pants I Unfortunately Own
this guy is so full of shit! talk about self-serving!
I used to be straight but I’m totally gay now. It happened this past weekend. Support group, Filipino guy and vodka. Not in that order.
If two guys can turn gay just by sharing a candybar, why does it take three whole weeks of therapy to return to straight-ness? Is our allure really that strong?
I guess if his timing were better he could have cured himself immediately by admitting that he was the father of Anna Nicole Smith’s baby.
Huzzah. I nearly sprayed coffee over my keyboard. I need a backrub.