Banterist - Brian Sack
From New York, original humor writing & commentary by Brian Sack. Subject to all the flexible quality standards of internet self-publishing.
this guy is so full of shit! talk about self-serving!
I used to be straight but I’m totally gay now. It happened this past weekend. Support group, Filipino guy and vodka. Not in that order.
If two guys can turn gay just by sharing a candybar, why does it take three whole weeks of therapy to return to straight-ness? Is our allure really that strong?
I guess if his timing were better he could have cured himself immediately by admitting that he was the father of Anna Nicole Smith’s baby.
Huzzah. I nearly sprayed coffee over my keyboard. I need a backrub.