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Playmobil Re-Enactments: Anna Nicole & Baby Daddies

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“…investigators are probing the possibility of foul play.” [NY Post]
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“The claim by Prince Frederick von Anhalt comes amid a paternity suit over Smith’s 5-month-old daughter, Dannielynn. The birth certificate lists Dannielynn’s father as attorney Howard K. Stern, but former Smith boyfriend Larry Birkhead is waging a legal challenge, saying he is the father.” [Breitbart]


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