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Grammar Cop Threefer Tuesday: Why Am I Pour?

Threefer Tuesdays will feature three grammatical offenders that were released without booking due, sadly, to tremendous overcrowding of my inbox.
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Via Officer Wertz, Houston Grammatical Minutemen.
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Via Sergeant Dawidek, GCNY.
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Via Officer Cooper, Los Angeles Grammatical Task Force.


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