From New York, original humor writing & commentary by Brian Sack. Subject to all the flexible quality standards of internet self-publishing.


Grammar Cop Threefer Tuesday: Why Am I Pour?

Threefer Tuesdays will feature three grammatical offenders that were released without booking due, sadly, to tremendous overcrowding of my inbox.
Via Officer Wertz, Houston Grammatical Minutemen.
Via Sergeant Dawidek, GCNY.
Via Officer Cooper, Los Angeles Grammatical Task Force.


I'm very grateful that we no longer have to deal with cassette tapes because pulling these clips from nine hours' worth of my DAVE-FM morning show audition would have been time-consuming and impractical. Plus it'd …


The book has a website now, which should really help confuse folks even more because if I'm not dragging them here or to, they can now be pointed towards There's also an email …