I’m very grateful that we no longer have to deal with cassette tapes because pulling these clips from nine hours’ worth of my DAVE-FM morning show audition would have been time-consuming and impractical. Plus it’d sound all hissy.
These are some favorites:
The Pope Is a Jew
This came from the audition I did with long-time Atlanta morning show host Jimmy Baron who I used to work with back in the day at 99X. He recorded this at the North Georgia State Fair. It scared me.
Brian Sack
I started Banterist in 2003 after this conversation with my cat. It led to all sorts of good things.
You know, I don’t think the Pope is a Jew, but I’m not sure.
“Dyslexia ribobins” — brilliant.
“…and don’t steal my pen.” — also great.
“The Pope is a Jew” — are these the same people who don’t have maps, like such as?
The Pope is a Jew??!? – I am always astounded by the ignorance of people. That whole segment just blew me away. WOW!
Yep, the big Canadian fan, here again…and I have to say, the Jewish Pope people gave me a fantastic idea, an epiphany of sorts…I’m thinking of personally invading the USA to take from you what we don’t have up here in Canada! So warn your border guards, a red headed 40 yr old is on her way…I’m taking over the Macy’s in Syracuse…and if possible, the Macy’s parade from NYC…cause we could use that here too. Too much hockey, not enough gargantuan balloon floats…or falloons or whatever they’re called.
Oh and the Pope just called, he wants the old testament back.
Yes, the current Pope and a lot of previous Pope were Jew and Jewish…
Do you think Jesus is an American?
You have been worshipped Jew all a long…
Jakarta, Indonesia has spoken.
Just wondering, are each of your articles written by yourself? You write like a published author. lol