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The Pope Is A Jew, and Your Bag's On Fire

I'm very grateful that we no longer have to deal with cassette tapes because pulling these clips from nine hours' worth of my DAVE-FM morning show audition would have been time-consuming and impractical. Plus it'd sound all hissy.

These are some favorites:

The Pope Is a Jew
This came from the audition I did with long-time Atlanta morning show host Jimmy Baron who I used to work with back in the day at 99X. He recorded this at the North Georgia State Fair. It scared me.

The Fund For Ribbons
An audio version of something I'd written for Banterist a while back. Mike Schatz on guitar.

Your Bag Is On Fire
A true story about someone's flaming luggage actually making it to the baggage carousel, followed by a psychological probe of an airline baggage handler. With Mark Harris and Mike Schatz, my old improv colleagues.

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You know, I don't think the Pope is a Jew, but I'm not sure.
"Dyslexia ribobins" -- brilliant.
"...and don't steal my pen." -- also great.

Posted by: Alexander | November 2, 2007 5:03 PM

"The Pope is a Jew" -- are these the same people who don't have maps, like such as?

Posted by: Heather | November 3, 2007 11:51 AM

The Pope is a Jew??!? - I am always astounded by the ignorance of people. That whole segment just blew me away. WOW!

Posted by: Bay | November 4, 2007 3:37 PM

Yep, the big Canadian fan, here again...and I have to say, the Jewish Pope people gave me a fantastic idea, an epiphany of sorts...I'm thinking of personally invading the USA to take from you what we don’t have up here in Canada! So warn your border guards, a red headed 40 yr old is on her way...I'm taking over the Macy's in Syracuse…and if possible, the Macy’s parade from NYC…cause we could use that here too. Too much hockey, not enough gargantuan balloon floats…or falloons or whatever they’re called.
Oh and the Pope just called, he wants the old testament back.

Posted by: Marie | November 25, 2007 3:52 PM

Yes, the current Pope and a lot of previous Pope were Jew and Jewish...
Do you think Jesus is an American?
You have been worshipped Jew all a long...

Posted by: David | April 29, 2009 12:22 PM

Jakarta, Indonesia has spoken.

Posted by: Brian | April 29, 2009 12:40 PM

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