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The Political Capital MasterCard
With the MBNA Political Capital MasterCard, every dollar spent or vote received will earn you one Political Capital Point. You can use your points for valuable travel, hotel and shopping rewards, or simply to further your mandate. Even better, Political Capital Points can be transferred into most Frequent Flyer and 527 Group accounts. With Political Capital Points, how you use them is up to you!
Points: |
Redeem for: |
|---|---|
| 1,000 | $10 Sausage Orgy at Waffle House |
| 1,800 | Medley of decorative soaps from Bed Bath & Beyond |
| 2,500 | $30 worth of patriotic iTunes from the Apple Store |
| 4,000 | Michael Moore's underwear (XXL) and hat (M) |
| 10,000 | MP3 of Moby, Springsteen and P. Diddy weeping |
| 14,500 | Roget's Vocabulary-Clinic DVD Set |
| 30,000 | 60 Minutes of Dan Rather cursing like a sailor |
| 75,000 | "Happy ending" massage from Ann Coulter |
| 100,000 | Taunting Blogad on The Daily Kos |
| 200,000 | Positive mention in the New York Times |
| 475,000 | Khofi Annan streaking naked down 2nd Avenue |
| 800,000 | Rights to "Still The One" by Orleans |
| 1,250,000 | Vacancy in the Palestinian Authority |
| 2,796,147 | The electoral votes of Ohio |
| 4,500,000 | A shocked look from John Kerry, many others |
| 10,000,000 | Uncontested Hyperconservative Supreme Court appointment |
| 15,000,000 | Roe v. Wade |
| 18,500,000 | Complimentary Drilling, Arctic National Wildlife Refuge |
| 20,000,000 | Flawless regime change - Middle East or Old Europe |
| 25,000,000 | Enthusiastic applause during any United Nations address |
| 35,500,000 | Giant "I'm The Boss Of You" Planetary Billboard |
| 40,000,000 | Any enriched uranium Kim Jong Il has lying around |
| 42,000,000 | Coordinates of bin Laden's dialysis clinic |
| 59,000,000 | Christ Returns, constituency rises to chorus of angels |
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