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Grammar Cop: Who’s The Faiest Of Them All?

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Complaint: Omission of the “r” in “mirror”; having a typographical error in the name of a business; affixing a typographical error permanently to the side of a vehicle; not noticing this while entering and exiting the vehicle several times per day.
Defendant: Cesar.
Report: Defendant was standing near the rear of his vehicle, executing tasks associated with his line of work, when officer noticed the infraction during a routine patrol of the neighborhood. Officer, being cowardly, did not engage the defendant but instead covertly took a photograph of the transgression and fled on foot.
Fine: $77


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