Complaint: Omission of the “r” in “mirror”; having a typographical error in the name of a business; affixing a typographical error permanently to the side of a vehicle; not noticing this while entering and exiting the vehicle several times per day.
Defendant: Cesar.
Report: Defendant was standing near the rear of his vehicle, executing tasks associated with his line of work, when officer noticed the infraction during a routine patrol of the neighborhood. Officer, being cowardly, did not engage the defendant but instead covertly took a photograph of the transgression and fled on foot.
Fine: $77
Brian Sack
I started Banterist in 2003 after this conversation with my cat. It led to all sorts of good things.
Complaint: Gross dereliction of duty by Grammar Cop in not noting that the fucking address says “22th St.”
Fine: How about a drink – I’m dry over here.
Nuts. Officer has been reprimanded for slackness.
Wow, that really is the most spelling errors I have ever seen on the outside of a car.
I would personally be extremely embarassed to be riding in that thing.
Also, if your schedule isn’t to demanding, you can bounce on over to my blog, if you want. ;-)
Boredom on a Stick
http://boredomonastick.blogspot.com/
An exercise in linguistic snobbery.
Grmmar Cop
It’s an ugly job, but someone has to do it. Heh….
Grmmar Cop
It’s an ugly job, but someone has to do it. Heh….
22th street! ha!
The one that always drives me crazy is when restrooms are labeled MENS or WOMENS instead of MEN’S or WOMEN’S. Oh, I get it, MENS must be plural for MEN! Dumb asses.
When the Chinese takeout on my street changed it’s name to ‘The Gourmet Wok’ from ‘The Gourment Wok’ I stopped going.