From New York, original humor writing & commentary by Brian Sack. Subject to all the flexible quality standards of internet self-publishing.


Shopping For God

What happens when you run four belief systems through’s “Text Stats”?
An original piece for Radar.


The statistics are gut-wrenching. Every twelve minutes, another cause suffers from lack of a ribbon. Many of us take ribbons for granted. When cars pass us on the highway with 2, 3, even 8 ribbons it's easy …


Can't keep a secret? Pull a Deep Throat of your very own and beat Judith Miller to the punch with the latest in current events couture from Banterist's terribly mediocre online store. The font? Times, of …