From New York, original humor writing & commentary by Brian Sack. Subject to all the flexible quality standards of internet self-publishing.


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Wal-Mart worker dies after shoppers knock him down [Yahoo]
Deadly shootout at California Toys “R” Us [CBS News]


Defendant: Norman Goodman, County Clerk and Clerk of the Supreme Court, New York. Count 1: Usage of an apostrophe in the commission of a plural noun, a misdemeanor. Count 2: Grammatical negligence with regard to a word …


LIBRARY The tiny keyboard Still makes enough of a sound To distract, bastard KINDERGARTEN TOUR Very important The future of his children Never once looks up THE PARK A child on a swing Daddy, daddy, higher please But he is texting STARBUCKS Can I help you sir? Excuse me, …