Why wear an invisible suit?
There are many reasons people wear invisible suits. Often times they are in lines of work that require them to be invisible. Some individuals feel thinner and less visible when wearing an invisible suit. Other times they are shy and want to dramatically avoid eye contact.
Does anyone famous wear an invisible suit?
Crispin Glover wore an invisible suit between 1996-2000.
Can I run into trouble with my invisible suit?
Use your invisible suit responsibly. We are not liable in any way if you do not use your suit in a legal and ethical manner. This includes sneaking into films, watching coeds undress and attacking spinsters in broad daylight.
A good rule of thumb is this: The next time you are having sex with your significant other ask yourself if you would want someone standing in the corner of the room watching and fondling their invisible selves.
How do I know my invisible suit is working?
If you are attempting to hail a cab to no effect you are probably wearing an invisible suit, or it might be 4pm when all cabbies are suddenly “off duty.”
Also, your invisible suit emits a low hum and will explode in the rain.
When should I not wear my invisible suit?
When it is raining. Also, you should not wear your invisible suit when posing for Christmas card photos as you will be invisible.
Remember to use common sense. It is not advisable to wear your invisible suit when giving a speech, as people will look around and ask where the hell the voice is coming from. Likewise, do not wear your invisible suit to a pageant as that defeats the whole purpose.
How long will my invisible suit last?
With proper care and maintenance your invisible suit should last you quite some time unless you turn it on and misplace it.
Invisible Suit – FAQ
Why wear an invisible suit?
Correct me if I’m wrong, but …
… would an invisible suit not just be, well, invisible?! And would that not just make those bits which Adam and Eve feared to reveal apparent to those around us. Perhaps drawing upon us the ire of the long arm of the law?
I realise that there is a mythological precedence for invisible clothes – by appointment to the Emperor no less – but I have a hazy recollection that he ended up with his buns toasting in the embarrasing flames of public ridicule …
Just want to clear this up before I buy one!
[ You’re talking about the See-Through Suit which will soon be making a comeback for air travelers. -B. ]
As a true fan, I am wondering if said Crispin is the same Crispin in your African e-mail scam’s with the ummmm. DOG?
[ When it comes to Crispins, there can be only one. -B. ]
Melissa! I would glare at you if a) you were anywhere near me and b)if I hadn’t clawed my eyes out after witnessing your apostrophe crime. Oh and I like this invisible suit idea… but I don’t understand why it’s Kryptonite is rain. Shame.
What, no picture?
Britt, did you purposely use it’s instead of its there, just to make Melissa feel better?
This might not be the place for a thorough consumer review, but as an early adopter and one of the original purchasers of the prototype “Now you don’t” model, I can say that in pollen season it makes one look like a cartoon noxious cloud. Also, I hope version 2.0 includes a “find me” beeper for those of us who have already committed the error noted in the last of the FAQ. If you’ve already sent a replacement, I’ll assume it’s lost in the mail.
I chose the Invisible Car so I couldn’t see all the dings and dents from negligent drivers. After all, it’s not as if they looked for the visible cars either.
hOW DO i GET A INVISIBLE SUIT