Fm: Sheriff Hawthorne
To: Mayor Timmins
Just FYI, some guy I pulled over for speeding said the town seal on our squad car was racist. Just looked at it and it looks like a white guy choking an Indian.
Fm: Mayor Timmins
To: Sheriff Hawthorne
Holy crap! I never looked at it before. What the hell is it?
Fm: Sheriff Hawthorne
To: Mayor Timmins
That’s what I mean. I kind of agree with the guy. It definitely looks like a white guy choking an Indian.
Fm: Mayor Timmins
To: Sheriff Hawthorne
Is he a black guy?
Fm: Sheriff Hawthorne
To: Mayor Timmins
No
, he’s an Indian.
Fm: Mayor Timmins
To: Sheriff Hawthorne
I mean the guy you pulled over.
Fm: Sheriff Hawthorne
To: Mayor Timmins
No. Why?
Fm: Mayor Timmins
To: Sheriff Hawthorne
…White cop from Whitesboro… in car festooned with white guy choking Indian… pulls over a black guy… looks bad all around.
Just asked Margaret to look up the town seal thingy.
Fm: Sheriff Hawthorne
To: Mayor Timmins
OK. I’d like to give this guy an answer before I send him off. BTW, got another $140 for the town’s coffers! Lowering the speed limit to 15mph was genius.
Fm: Mayor Timmins
To: Sheriff Hawthorne
Thx! Margaret says it depicts a friendly wrestling match in the 1700s.
Fm: Sheriff Hawthorne
To: Mayor Timmins
There were Indians in Whitesboro?
Fm: Mayor Timmins
To: Sheriff Hawthorne
I guess? Maybe before Hugh White settled it.
Fm: Sheriff Hawthorne
To: Mayor Timmins
The more you learn! OK, I’ll tell the guy it’s just wrestling funsies.
Fm: Mayor Timmins
To: Sheriff Hawthorne
Margaret says they would wrestle the Indian then take his shirt. That’s why he doesn’t have a shirt.
Fm: Sheriff Hawthorne
To: Mayor Timmins
OK. Weird.
Fm: Mayor Timmins
To: Sheriff Hawthorne
Then they’d take his pants. And moccasins.
Fm: Sheriff Hawthorne
To: Mayor Timmins
Shit
, Norman. That’s not wrestling. That’s just taking his stuff!
Fm: Mayor Timmins
To: Sheriff Hawthorne
You’re right. He’s totally strangling the dude! How did no one notice this? SMDH
Fm: Sheriff Hawthorne
To: Mayor Timmins
I’m just going to tell the guy it’s a friendly wrestling match. Pretty sure he won’t argue because I stopped him 20+ minutes ago.
Fm: Mayor Timmins
To: Sheriff Hawthorne
Tell him the white guy was gay.
Fm: Sheriff Hawthorne
To: Mayor Timmins
Why?
Fm: Mayor Timmins
To: Sheriff Hawthorne
For diversity? Never mind. Let me know what he says.
Fm: Sheriff Hawthorne
To: Mayor Timmins
I think he bought the friendly wrestling thing, but he wants to know why our traffic citations are adorned with swastikas.
Fm: Mayor Timmins
To: Sheriff Hawthorne
WTF, seriously?
Fm: Sheriff Hawthorne
To: Mayor Timmins
OMG! Never noticed.
:-(
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