Grammar Cop: Just Say No, Damn It

Complaint: Misdemeanor reckless quote usage (“no”); making error permanent by engraving it and mounting it to brick wall.
Defendant: Con Edison Power Company
Report: Officer witnessed superfluous quote usage during patrol; was treated with suspicion by Con Ed employee because photographing an electrical power facility post 9/11 is creepier than it used to be.
Fine: $45