Grammar Cop: Dan Quayle’s Legacy

Complaint: Misdemeanor spelling of a tuber; making offense permanent by affixing to signage; mounting signage in a high-traffic public venue.
Defendant: City Deli at Tampa Airport (TPA).
Report: Officer David S. was returning from the Tampa-ish region of Florida when the transgression was noticed. Despite post-9/11 airport security and the top-notch, well-trained TSA agents in the airport, officer was able to capture the crime via blatant use of a digital camera.
Fine: $93.49 and a Cuban sandwich.