From New York, original humor writing & commentary by Brian Sack. Subject to all the flexible quality standards of internet self-publishing.


Grammar Cop: Dan Quayle’s Legacy

Complaint: Misdemeanor spelling of a tuber; making offense permanent by affixing to signage; mounting signage in a high-traffic public venue.
Defendant: City Deli at Tampa Airport (TPA).
Report: Officer David S. was returning from the Tampa-ish region of Florida when the transgression was noticed. Despite post-9/11 airport security and the top-notch, well-trained TSA agents in the airport, officer was able to capture the crime via blatant use of a digital camera.
Fine: $93.49 and a Cuban sandwich.



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