Defendant: NASCAR arcade game developer.
Count 1: Vehicular homophone in the first degree.
Count 2: Distribution to minors.
Report: Officer was in a highly-trafficked area with his dependents, waiting for his partner to finish shopping when the grammatical malfeasance was spotted. Crime was apprehended and booked via combination video camera/mobile phone device. Officer was far more excited about the discovery than his partner was, which is par for the course.
Fine: $201 and a simulated driver education course.
Brian Sack
I started Banterist in 2003 after this conversation with my cat. It led to all sorts of good things.
I’m appalled at the racy humor displayed in this post. You should be ashamed for attempting to drive traffic to your blog by using such coarse material.
Angie B: Ehhh… that’s par for the course.
Par for the coarse?