In the makeup room today was Alex Kuczynski. Normally I’d have no idea who on earth she was, but Gawker’s been going on about her for the past two weeks, so when I heard the name I made the connection. I’m sharp like that.
After she was all powdered and left someone asked who she was, to which another replied “She had a lot of plastic surgery done then wrote a book saying no one else should.”
For the record, I think elective cosmetic surgery is sad and insane.
Also for the record, my Bob Dole bum arm impersonation was accidental.
Brian Sack
I started Banterist in 2003 after this conversation with my cat. It led to all sorts of good things.
Best appearance so far. Hope they let you do more stuff like that.
I see a pattern here…
Alex K. has a lot of plastic surgery and then declares it as bad.
Glenn B. does a lot of drugs and then decrees it as wrong.
Hmmmm…
Excellent. Quite an articulate fellow for a pot head truck driver.
Question: who is his insurance company? I’m starting to think that my portfolio needs a little adjustment.