China Dispatch: The Liv Tyler Store Posted on May 1, 2006 by Brian Sack Travel For all your Liv Tyler needs.
Somehow I doubt it’s all my Liv Tyler needs.
The registered trademark is a nice touch.
But how’s the selection?
Can I get Liv in black, for instance? I need a conversation piece for my next dinner party.
Man, the export fee on those things must be a bitch.
Can I get Liv in black, for instance?
The store lets you change the color of your Liv free of charge. It’s their “Liv and Let Dye” policy.
[ I would kill for a trombone/snare drum sound effect right now. -B. ]
I’ve learned to always keep one handy.