From New York, original humor writing & commentary by Brian Sack. Subject to all the flexible quality standards of internet self-publishing.
An original piece for UK daily The Independent.
Defendant: Lettuce USA
Count 1: Usage of an apostrophe in a plural noun. Twice.
Count 2: Usage of an apostrophe in a verb.
Count 3: Rendering grammatical errors permanent in the form of a large sidewalk sign.
Count 4: …