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Grammar Cop, Foreign Office

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Complaint: Misdemeanor spelling of a French product, Jambon De Paris, when proper product spelling is readily available on packaging.
Defendant: Garden of Eden
Report: Officer was purchasing 3/4 pound of absolutely delicious “Bacon Lover’s Turkey” when he witnessed offense. For the record, Jambon De Paris is delicious as well, just not as delicious as “Bacon Lover’s Turkey”
Fine: $35


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