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Ask A Talentless Mime

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Were you pretending to poke someone in the stomach?
No. I was hoping to convey that I was in an elevator and pressing the button repeatedly, as if the elevator was not moving.
Why did you feign shaving your fist?
That was peeling a banana.
Your “walking against the wind” routine at the end was brilliant, how long did you practice that?
That was actually my exit. I lost several tendons when I tripped on a sickle.
Were you classically trained?
In Market Research, yes.


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Before 50 Cent was worth a nickel, he had to get his study on. My curriculum for the aspiring artiste, for Cracked magazine.

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