Defendant: Artepasta Restaurant, Greenwich Avenue, New York.
Count 1: Usage of an apostrophe in the commission of a plural noun.
Count 2: Usage of an apostrophe in the commission of a plural noun.
Count 3: Usage of an apostrophe in the commission of a plural noun.
Count 4: Usage of an apostrophe in the commission of a plural noun.
Report: Officer diverted his routine patrol and was headed towards the part of Greenwich Village known as “Little Britain” when the incident was noticed and recorded on a digital incident recording device. Officer believes the area to be rife with superfluous apostrophes and recommends that the area be patrolled more regularly.
Fine: $440 worth of liquor (well drinks only).
Brian Sack
I started Banterist in 2003 after this conversation with my cat. It led to all sorts of good things.
And shouldn’t everyday be two words? At this point, they may as well change Happy Hour to Happy Our.
Well, at least they didn’t put an apostrophe in brands.
What does frozen beer even taste like?