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Glenn Beck Appearance 10/26/06
In the makeup room today was Alex Kuczynski. Normally I'd have no idea who on earth she was, but Gawker's been going on about her for the past two weeks, so when I heard the name I made the connection. I'm sharp like that.
After she was all powdered and left someone asked who she was, to which another replied "She had a lot of plastic surgery done then wrote a book saying no one else should."
For the record, I think elective cosmetic surgery is sad and insane.
Also for the record, my Bob Dole bum arm impersonation was accidental.
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Comments
Best appearance so far. Hope they let you do more stuff like that.
Posted by: scott | October 27, 2006 2:22 PM
I see a pattern here...
Alex K. has a lot of plastic surgery and then declares it as bad.
Glenn B. does a lot of drugs and then decrees it as wrong.
Hmmmm...
Posted by: shamidiva | October 27, 2006 4:50 PM
Excellent. Quite an articulate fellow for a pot head truck driver.
Question: who is his insurance company? I'm starting to think that my portfolio needs a little adjustment.
Posted by: eggsngrits | October 28, 2006 11:35 AM