From New York, original humor writing & commentary by Brian Sack. Subject to all the flexible quality standards of internet self-publishing.


Wheatopia Dispatch: Driving in Poland and Lithuania


LANDSCAPE Lithuania is mostly beautiful countryside peppered with the occasional farm. The occasional farm is peppered with a sunburned farmer loading hay onto a mule-drawn cart with an 1873 pitchfork. Like all Central and Eastern European countries, …


July 24 Author posts dispatch from Lithuania on his moderately trafficked humor site. July 25 Parts of article are translated and appear on Lithuania's website. Comment frenzy ensues among Lithuanians with an impressive grasp of English. July 26 Level-headed Lithuanians with …