Dear Potential Franchisee:
I got me a question.
When you’re walking around the neighborhood, and whatnot, and you want to tag something, what’s the number one motherfucking thing you think of, motherfucker?
That right. Neckface.
Now, what if I were to tell you that you have the opportunity, a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, to be a Neckface distributor? Bitch, there’s no doubt you’re thinking what a prime motherfucking opportunity you have right there.
Neckface is the number one distributor of Neckface-related graffiti throughout the entire city of New York. We’re expanding rapidly. And as we grow, we’re adding new members to the Neckface team. That’s where you come in, motherfucker.
A Neckface franchise offers you unlimited motherfucking growth potential. There’s a lot of surface to cover in this city. Shit. You could tag all day and not even make a dent in this market. Supply, demand, whatever. It’s all good.
With Neckface, you’re your own boss. You work your own hours. You set the rules. There ain’t no punk manager telling you how it is. This is your thing.
We guarantee market exclusivity in your franchise area. You see some motherfucker tagging Neckface in your area, that ain’t cool. Just tell us. We’ll present his ass with the Neckface Franchise Agreement – and bet your ass he’s gonna get the fuck up outa there. Or she. Neckface is an equal opportunity employer.
And for money? Shit. This shit’s priceless.
The start-up costs for a Neckface franchise are minimal. And franchisee training is even minimaler. In fact, if you’re looking for a ground-floor opportunity and whatnot, Neckface is some serious shit. Don’t fuck this up. I’m serious.
If you’re serious about this shit too, and want the motherfucking opportunity of a lifetime, I’ll be at the construction site of the new Union Square Whole Foods. They’ve got some plywood up there, and I sense an opportunity.
I’m in the yellow jacket. Bring $5.
Damn. I used to work for Brian at Sixty Second Airborne and I swear the bitch was never this funny. Motherfucker better hit me back so we can catch up and shit.
Alissa, in the work environment I was trying to maintain the demeanor of a responsible employer type, so I would only allow myself to be funny when you weren’t looking.
Buy some shit and promote the NECK FACE
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that’s some funny shit.
vote neckface 04
me and my friend were in nyc, and we would always see this tag “neck face” everywhere in the the most impossible places to get to, tops of buildings, fire escapes ect. we spotted at least 10 of them and weed always be like who the fuck writes neckface? so this was a while ago, but recently my friend went on the internet and searched neckface and he turns out to be pretty fucking famous. wierd shit.
i know who you are ive seen your shit
but get to know me and you will respect who i am
neckface vs Blah Blah Gallery I wont to see his work with Gregg Griffin and Richard Mullins that would blow up neck face faster then anything.To hold his own with great artist on a laege scale show.
Neckface told me the artist Gregg Griffin crossed out the tag in this picture. I know it hade to be him. I showed him my most famous tag this summer and had to leave him in the bar across the street for a long time which made him so mad at me he crossed out my tag. This is war.