Today, April 29, is officially launch day for the book although a reader in West Virginia emailed me to say she got hold of it a couple days early. Always jumping the gun, West Virginia, you!
After walking into the Barnes & Noble at Union Square I realized that I will never again just simply walk into a bookstore. In the pre-book launch days I would go to a bookstore because I needed a book. Or something. No more.
From today onwards, walking into a bookstore will be about more than just getting a book. It will be about anticipation, excitement, pride and – mainly – boosted or damaged self esteem. Where’s the book? you wonder to yourself as you meander about. Recommended reading perhaps? Reader Favorites?. There’s a buzz of anticipation, like when you’re standing on the stoop making idle chatter with a first date. You’re not quite sure if the kiss is going to happen but you know that in the next few moments you’ll either be charged with excitement or really, really disappointed.
So you glance around like a parent at the playground who knows the kid is around somewhere. Fortunately, whoever designed the book’s cover did a great job because all you need to do is look for the brightest, reddest book in all the land.
Then, voila. (French for “Yo!”)
It’s really exciting to see your book up there. Especially at eye-level and not tucked somewhere next to Monopoly – Bronx Zoo Edition. It’s tingly. There’s a tingle.
This kind of excitement will continue every time I walk into a bookstore for quite some time. But the pessimist in me fears that some day the electric tingle will turn into a dull, throbbing dread. Please don’t be in the dollar bin. Please don’t be in the dollar bin.
In the meantime, online retailers have been collected here.
Also today I’ll be over at Glamour Magazine, guest-blogging on Storked!, their pregnancy blog. Feel free to stop by.
So where should we look for it at our local bookstore? Humor section? Autobiography? Medical? (I could picture some bookstore worker glancing at the title and placing it there…)
Congrats!
[ Good question. Definitely not autobiography. I found it under New Releases. I didn’t think to look elsewhere, but that’s because Sir Shrieks-a-Lot activated and I had to keep moving. -B. ]
Thanks for reminding me that I have to pick up “The Man Who Pushed America To War”!
Just kidding, can’t wait to get your book even though I am a single man in his mid-twenties without children. Always been a fan of your writing.
Congrats. How many times have you checked your Amazon sales rank today?
[ Amazingly, it hadn’t even occurred to me because I was running around. Someone mentioned it about an hour ago. It went from 130,000 to 841. Also #23 in Humor and #23 in Parenting. Now I’m addicted. -B]
I heard you on Glenn Beck, very funny! It was nice to get a break from his usual “Illegals are stealing our collapsing dollars, while Islamonazis are trying to kill us, and they are all getting away with it because we are too PC and focused on Algore’s bad dreams”(TM) shtick.
So, I got the book, and I’m wondering why you used the nom de bloom, Jonah Goldberg? I’m pretty sure it is the right book… it is bright red like you mentioned… and with a smilie with a Hitler mustache on the cover…
OK, I really got the book (and to prove it, the first word on page 100 is ‘rats’). I had to hunt around for it. The first store I went to, Books-A-Million, didn’t have it. And their computer system thought it was a parenting/child-rearing advice book (or something like that), it also thought it comes out in May. When I went to Barnes & Noble I had to ask the (surprisingly attractive) lady at customer service if they had it, and she had to go get it from the back room.
So, congratulations on the book — you are now a published author.
[ Thanks. I find “she had to go get it from the back room” a little unsettling. Are they hoarding it? -B. ]
Congratulations, Brian!
You may wish to sneak in and rearrange the other books around your’s to generate additional foot traffic and a higher profile… hmmm…. to maximize your demographic contact, try copies of Stephen King, Henry Kissinger, Miley Cyrus, and Brian Sack!
Or, have a friend scream your name across the bookstore, run to you, and beg to have a copy signed.
Congrats, Brian! I will definitely look for it in the New Medical Humor Releases section of my local bookseller.
If we send you the book jacket, will you sign it?
[ Sure, if you don’t mind me writing all over your book jacket. -B. ]