From New York, original humor writing & commentary by Brian Sack. Subject to all the flexible quality standards of internet self-publishing.


I Am A Corrupt Catholic Priest

In an ongoing effort to further tarnish the Catholic church, I appeared on ABC’s All My Children as a corrupt priest yesterday.
I said “Mrs.” before being stared into silence by a character named “Greenlee”, who I assume is mean or conniving or something. I had to assume the “Ryan” character was also mean and conniving, as he hired a corrupt Catholic priest.
For the record, in real life everybody on the set is very nice. Just because one plays a corrupt Catholic priest does not make one corrupt, Catholic or a priest.
Amazingly, my brief appearance netted me emails from friends in Atlanta and Michigan.


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