Complaint: Misdemeanor spelling of food product.
Defendant: Street vendor outside American Stock Exchange
Report: Officer was giddy over the discovery of incorrect punctuation on an American Stock Exchange doorway when he discovered street vendor peddling improperly named hot dog/mystery meat product.
Fine: $35
Brian Sack
I started Banterist in 2003 after this conversation with my cat. It led to all sorts of good things.
The best part is, it looks like they spent money having the sign professionally made.
By the way, am I the only who comments on these things? Come on people, this is funny stuff.
The white letters engraved on a red plastic plaque really pull the customer in, don’t they?
I’m surprised you’ve all never heard of the Jombo – it makes particularly delicous hotdogs.
Jombolicious?
I ate one of those hot dogs and can only sum it up with one word…eculi.
Hahaha
I rather like the sign; compels the customer to ask the vendor if there is a difference between a jombo and a jumbo — in NY, I would imagine it further compels the vendor to suggest what the customer can do with his query.
Maybe the vendor’s NAME is Jombo? I knew a guy named Jombo, not a nickname or anything.
user0@pclabstest.com
Maybe he is Jamaican !
^^
“Jombo hotdogs!~”