Grammar Cop: All Talk, No Mastication

Defendant: KGO AM 710, San Francisco
Count 1: Negligent hyphenation.
Report: Officer Frank of the Bay Area Grammatical Vice Squad initially spotted the infraction on a billboard alongside US 101 but was unable to capture the evidence and maintain 65/mph. Fortunately the defendant also advertises on buses, one of which later appeared next to Officer Frank’s camera-equipped patrol vehicle.
Fine: $130, and KGO personality Bret Burkhart will make public the name of his hairstylist so that he/she can be avoided.