From New York, original humor writing & commentary by Brian Sack. Subject to all the flexible quality standards of internet self-publishing.


Spoilt Brats

An original piece commissioned by The Independent (UK). Humorous parts removed to satisfy space issues.


Sean P. Diddy Puff Combs offers tips on fatherhood from the confines of a black rectangle which is slowly crushing him to death. A baby is stimulated by love. Have someone from your entourage say love …


Defendant: Pick-A-Bagel Count 1: Misdemeanor spelling. Count 2: Indecent capitalization. Report: Officer Mohney of the Upper East Side Grammatical Vice Squad was presumably looking for a bagel to pick when the transgression was spotted and recorded. Crime mitigated …