Ranting, raving and dramatic arm gestures about the health and ethical implications of meat-eating are merely window-dressing in the great struggle that is National Vegetarianism. But we fight the battle against carnivorism knowing that inside every true-hearted veggie is an herbifascist waiting for a great leader to guide, inspire, and cover their main courses with sauce and honor.
That’s why there’s Backwards Swastika Brand Vegetarian Barbecue Sauce.
Backwards Swastika Brand Vegetarian Barbecue Sauce will ignite the fires of herbifascism in every vegetarian – and anyone else willing to go along for the ride. The good, meat-shunning folk of the land, having endured embarrassment by the antics of PETA and countless jokes about being pasty-faced, will be at once inspired to rise up. The vegetarian peoples will become a force to be reckoned with for the next thousand years, give or take a few.
Backwards Swastika Brand Vegetarian Barbecue Sauce signals the end of diplomacy and the beginning of a delicious, meat-free offensive. Its genetically perfect, nuanced flavors will take your taste-buds by surprise in a blitz of soy and sesame goodness.
All will look on in awe as you conquer their palates with the message of National Vegetarianism and a delightful blend of malt flour, wheat and salt. The world will be your oyster – which you will immediately put back into its oyster place that it may live out its life fully.
Backwards Swastika Brand Vegetarian Barbecue Sauce is the One Sauce for your barbecue. Any other sauce is inferior and should be subjugated.
The spices, peanut powder and coconut powder in every can of Backwards Swastika Brand Vegetarian Barbecue Sauce create a flavor sensation that is truly mesmerizing. So much so, that I was just following my tastebuds is a viable excuse for anything you might do under its scrumptious influence.
Backwards Swastika Brand Vegetarian Barbecue Sauce can dominate both eastern and western dishes. Preferably not at the same time, as it historically difficult to maintain a two-front tastekrieg.
Backwards Swastika Brand Vegetarian Barbecue Sauce is the final solution for your dinner plans. Retail: $1.85.
Available at select, culturally clueless Asian supermarkets.
Brian Sack
I started Banterist in 2003 after this conversation with my cat. It led to all sorts of good things.
Well, Hitler was supposedly a vegetarian.
OK, I give up. What kind of vegetables are you supposed to barbecue with vegetarian barbecue sauce?
The swastika wasn’t used only by Nazis; it has been used in Buddhism and Hinduism, among others,(albeit with a different rotation and angle) and can be a symbol of luck.
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the asian markets aren’t “culturally clueless”, you are. this symbol that you call a backwards swastika has been in use by buddhists for ever…it was once an indian symbol of good luck.
[ Filed under YES WE ALL KNOW THAT. -B. ]
confidential to all who helpfully point out ‘errors’ to banterist: *you* have reached this *site* in error.
wow, you are fragile banterist.
It’s your “clueless” error, banterist. that symbol was around long before the nazis. Go to a Buddhist temple and you’ll see it. Also, if you read the label, the sauce is meant for “hotpot,” which is a specific Asian dish from China.
Shut up with the “lucky symbol” crap! Who gives a #$@%@# if its a lucky symbol in Asia? Its not here. thats his point.
Why are you here? Ever heard of satire? Dipshits depart!
Obviously, the fact that he KNOWS what it means makes it even funnier.
listed under humor? helloo! A flair for the obvious,yes?
[ Not to everyone, I’m afraid. -B.]
NSS: no shit sherlock,ever hear of satire? humor?
so, hitler was a buddhist?
I’m lost.
[ Exactly. And the swastika is a symbol of luck, you see. -B. ]
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The swatika shown is not really backwards. It was purposely created in that form so that when sitting on the dashboard of Humane Society Animal Enforcement vehicles, the driver in front would view the Swastika in it’s real position, become aggitated that someone would actually place a symbol of hatred on the dash of their vehicle, pull over to see what was written on the side of the offending vehicle, recognize the lesbian animal police, and in the process allow the Enforcement vehicle to travel across town to pick up Chinese food for lunch in a more expediant manner than if they invested in a red flashing light and siren.
By the way, the barbeque sauce is best on Chinese food.
Um, supposed to be FUNNY, ya tools. If you want to start spouting Clavinisms, go ‘way.
Well, for the records:
Hitler took the system, twisted it and used it for his own agenda. Simple.
The ad is very funny :)
And you should taste what it does to pork chops.
swastika… it has been around for a very long time, even the greeks and romans used the symbols when men use to wear skirts. The swastika symbol reflecs different meaning in every culture. In the western world sees it as hatred for none blond and blue eyes.
AHH ‘f u c k’ that B.S. freakin add is ‘FUNNY’ life is too short!!!bwahahahaha
Is this related to Nazi Goreng? It’s an Indonesian dish that I have seen sold in cans, some marked Nazi, some Nasi. I presume someone was thinking of Nazi Goering when they did the transliteration.
amazing.
brilliant.
you should team up with Matt Groening and revive THE SIMPSONS.
keep it up!
Not reccomended for kosher meat.
listen assholes its funny..let it be
The fact that the ad gets people worked up makes all the more funny! haha
My gf and I use this stuff all the time, and we’ve always (jokingly) referred to it as “nazi sauce”.
That said, I don’t think selling this sauce at asian markets is a sign of cultural cluelessness.
All I know is that this is an excellent product with absolutely deliscious taste for vegetarian cooking; I wish I knew where to get more as my retailer currently cannot obtain supplies.
Did you know that the Swastika, the American Indian representation for the Thunderbird, was also used by German National Socialists throughout the 30s and 40s? When I learned this fact from Wikipedia, the article made more sense.
Unfortunately, vegetarian hotpot isn’t quite as tasty as ma la hot pot, with its huge chunks of pork blood floating in sauce hot enough to peel the taste buds off your tongue. I’m happy to see what passes as “winter” has arrived here in Taiwan so I can eat lots of ma la hot pot, with the non-veggie version of barbecue sauce (called sha cha jiang, look for the Bull Head brand, it’s great).
BRAVO THE BUDDHA HAS ONE ON HIS CHEST
can someone tell me what to get some of this online in the US?
That’s MANJI, not a Nazy swastika. Buddhist manji means “love and mercy” which is what vegetarianism, veganism especially, is all about.
And no, Hitler wasn’t a vegetarian. He ate vegetarian from time to time because his doctor recommended it because of is gastrointestinal issues.
We will eat a delicious steak in honor of your contribution.
Its truly a sad day when a raving liberal reads something such as tana’s “wisdom” and suddenly wants to hit them with a shovel.
I say we get a can of commie BBQ sauce and put them together, see who wins the fight!
I say we get a can of commie BBQ sauce and put them together, see who wins the fight!