From New York, original humor writing & commentary by Brian Sack. Subject to all the flexible quality standards of internet self-publishing.


Glenn Beck Appearance

Do you mind waiting for Billy Ray Cyrus? is a question I never thought I’d be asked. Nevertheless, he seems to have de-mulleted from his Achy Breaky days and I had no problem sitting back while he finished up in the studio.
Hopefully my Lithuanian fanbase will notice I wore their flag on my lapel.
I had hoped to show off a t-shirt I picked up in Poland. It says “Atak Klonów” (Attack of the Clones) and rips on the hilariously unpopular Kaczynski twins who are currently running Poland’s government into the ground. But, as usual, we ran out of time.


July 24 Author posts dispatch from Lithuania on his moderately trafficked humor site. July 25 Parts of article are translated and appear on Lithuania's website. Comment frenzy ensues among Lithuanians with an impressive grasp of English. July 26 Level-headed Lithuanians with …


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