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Who Are These People Magazine
This was born from from my own personal anguish. Every time I see the magazines at checkout I feel older and hopelessly out of touch. I never know who they're talking about, or more importantly, why. It makes me not want to buy overpriced jugs of water at the supermarket anymore.
In New York City any market with more than two aisles is super.
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Comments
Umm, you forgot to plug "In The Event of My Untimely Demise". Shame on you. Don't you EVER listen to Glen?
PS - I read the book and enjoyed it. :)
Posted by: Bob | June 4, 2008 12:49 PM
I'm pretty sure the Asian fellow and Labeouf are just CGI renderings.
Kim was last year's winner of the reality show, "So You Think You Can Bang a Kadashian."
I think she works at a Sonic Burger now.
Posted by: lowlights | June 4, 2008 6:55 PM
Funny funny.
Book was hilarious btw. Best of luck with it. Two words: Oprah Oprah.
Posted by: simian | June 4, 2008 8:52 PM
I feel the same way when I don't recognize the guest host of SNL.
Posted by: Beth | June 5, 2008 6:40 AM
Dude you nailed it on the Kardashian headline. I laughed all day about that.
Posted by: Jason | June 5, 2008 9:23 AM
Just stop by tmz.com every once in a while and you'll see a lot about these people. And I am in my late thirties. Perhaps with too much time on my hands?
Posted by: Heather | June 5, 2008 9:24 AM
"Someone From Gossip Girl Squats"
Priceless!
Posted by: David | June 5, 2008 10:50 AM
Ha! Very funny. People famous for being famous.
Posted by: diesel | June 6, 2008 1:04 PM
Not sure if it's fair to lump an actor from two major blockbusters ("Transformers", "Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull") and an actor from a top rated prime time show ("Heroes") with someone is most famous for a sex tape.
Still making my way through Untimely Demise, though. Good stuff.
Posted by: Vince Yim | June 26, 2008 10:36 AM