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Comments
Excellent. Not quite the same level of glee-inducing as Your New Monkey, mind you, but nice attention to detail ("salmon skin", e.g.) Please keep them coming.
Posted by: sgazzetti | April 12, 2007 10:04 AM
Spelled it wrong..its Rachael Ray
[ Damned Latvian fact-checkers. -B. ]
Posted by: John | April 12, 2007 12:37 PM
Add: Pepto Bismol?
Posted by: Sally Tomato | April 12, 2007 3:39 PM
FDA? Will Rachel Ray endorse the FDA?
Posted by: f.m. | April 25, 2007 11:51 PM
Ritalin-laced fish sticks.
Posted by: eggsngrits | April 26, 2007 5:50 PM
When you make your Bobby Flay version, don't forget to mention that "no matter how dull the concept or obscure the network, Bobby would be thrilled to appear on your show."
Posted by: Joe | April 30, 2007 10:26 AM
Don't you think she would just go with a stamp?
Posted by: kevin | May 4, 2007 11:29 PM
Bwahahahahahaha!!!
Posted by: Anonymous | March 22, 2009 12:20 AM