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Your New Face
If you've recently had a face transplant, I hope you'll find my guide to the newly-faced full of helpful tips for coping.
You'll find it in the premiere issue of the new Cracked magazine. Or you can find it right on their website, for free.
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That wasn't very nice, what you said about poor little Sydney. Otherwise nice work.
Posted by: Britt
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August 18, 2006 3:08 AM
Yup, she's right. Sydney's got hardly any pitchforks on the beaches....
Posted by: KIwi | August 28, 2006 9:54 PM