Complaint: Misdemeanor spelling “Cookiees”, Misdemeanor spelling of Rice Krispie when proper product spelling is readily available on packaging.
Defendant: Taylor’s Bakery
Report: Officer witnessed suspect sign after enjoying a delicious Italian hero and small coffee. No witnesses, but officer suspects it may have been the cute but tattoo-covered counter clerk.
Fine: $35
Brian Sack
I started Banterist in 2003 after this conversation with my cat. It led to all sorts of good things.
At least they didn’t use an apostrophe.
Is an Italian hero a descendant of a Greek gyro? I don’t travel much.