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Glenn Beck Appearance 05/19/06

As the "Public Viewer" my task is to address conerns regarding the Glenn Beck program with Glenn Beck. I do this on behalf of the viewing public. Which, again, is you if you watch the show.

Please direct any Beck show related correspondence to me at publicviewer@glennbeck.com

Glenn Beck
CNN Headline News
M-F at 7 p.m. with repeats at 9 & midnight.


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Perhaps Glen Beck should simply make occasional appearancess on "Public Viewer" - turn the tables on him.

By the way, fingers crossed that you win on American Idol!

Movin' On

Great points. Perhaps I should TiVo Glen Beck???

Again, moving on...

Brian Sack: Idiocy Detector
You should put that as your occupation on your tax forms.

Brian,

Nice haircut. I'll spot you $50 if you can get the word 'olfactory' into your next review. And no, not "P&G's ol' factory in Suffren, NJ".

Jon

Congratulations Mr. diddy on both your incomprehensible 'music' career and your alternate 'white' persona. Special mentions to both your special effects make-up person for the close-to-perfect transformation into a honky and your voice coach for almost managing to chase those broad syllables out of your accent.
Keep up the good work diddy. Have you thought of starting your own fashion line as many gangstah' wrappers have done? Leather trousers, perhaps?

Glen Beck's happy face (and joyfully clenched fists) combined with the high camera angle and small, grainy inter-web image to give him an uncanny resemblance to Little Britain's Matt Lucas.
Did you look up Ken Dodd ? You must be awfully confused.

Glenn Beck is a complete retard. He sends the worst message across America, and doesn't know a thing about the rest of the world. Seriously he is very dumb, and shouldn't have a show.

Brian,

I really enjoy watching your appearances on the Glenn Beck show. In fact, it's why I watch. One thing that bothers me - the constant abuse you put up with. "I mean" really, you're only up there to help make Glenn look good and mind his p's and q's. HE SHOULD BE DOWN ON HIS KNEES THANKING YOU.

Anyway, I think you're a smart, foxy guy and I hope to see you kick Glenn's ass next time he threatens to drop an anvil on your head.

By the way, I loved you on Seinfeld.

Sir, dont know what URL stands for or HTML tags, sorry just another dumb viewer I guess, were you really on Seinfield? also dont know what a TypeKey identity is Ive sent many messages guess you are not receiving them cos I dont know what all this above stuff is. I am the working poor. white trailor trash as it were and an avid viewer of Mr. Beck. I worry about his clothes he wears on tv., someone has to cos he sure dont. You are great and very funny, very smart and goodlooking, dress nice, pass some of your fasion sence on to your friend. I really liked the recent on the road tour stuff he has been doing with your help, I might add. Its great tv. I watch it 3 times a night. Nancy Grace once, can only take so much drama from her. Tell Glenn to do more shows on the weight issues, would like to see some photos of when he was at his fattest. Will he find time to write a book? Tell him to loose the Republican looking glasses, his eyes are so pretty, tell him to stick to pastel colors, light blue and yellow. Well its 4 a m, I couldnt go back to sleep till I talked to you, keep up the great work Brian! signed a lady from Illinois, the land of Lincoln

P S thought Glenn was really rude to the great Fonz, Henery Winkler, Mr. Winkler kept smiling but he was gritting his teeth at being constantly interrupted and told that Glenn didnt really care what he thought, why did he ask him then? I bet it will be Henerys last appearence. Why dont you find some of Glenns old teachers, if they are still alive, interview them, find out what kind of mouthy, bratty kid he was, probably a wise cracker, still ya gotta love him! hes just too cute

pss me again, just one more observation, loved his mid life crisis tour footage but when they show the audience, I see only a sea of white republican faces, no one of color, am I wrong about this ? can you check it out for me? thanks bunches

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