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Banterist: Home > June 2005 > June 27, 2005

Grammar Cop: I Wanna Hold Your Ham

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Defendant: Pick-A-Bagel

Count 1: Misdemeanor spelling.
Count 2: Indecent capitalization.

Report: Officer Mohney of the Upper East Side Grammatical Vice Squad was presumably looking for a bagel to pick when the transgression was spotted and recorded. Crime mitigated by the comedic potential of countless puns.

Fine: Let it BLT with roasted Sgt. Peppers.


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Beat the Meatles... I have that on Vinyl

Posted by: Stevie | June 27, 2005 11:31 PM

I'll have it with Mean Mr. Mustard. We can take it out...

Posted by: panthor | July 7, 2005 8:44 AM

It might not be indecent capitalization. This is technically a sign and capitalization is acceptable on a sign. However if we accept the capitalization then this is obviously a hate crime against plum tomato.

Posted by: Chuck Roast | July 13, 2005 10:00 AM

Please stop the puns and just "Lettuce Be!"

Posted by: mykzyk | October 27, 2005 10:21 AM

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