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Grammar Cop: I Wanna Hold Your Ham
Defendant: Pick-A-Bagel
Count 1: Misdemeanor spelling.
Count 2: Indecent capitalization.
Report: Officer Mohney of the Upper East Side Grammatical Vice Squad was presumably looking for a bagel to pick when the transgression was spotted and recorded. Crime mitigated by the comedic potential of countless puns.
Fine: Let it BLT with roasted Sgt. Peppers.
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Comments
Beat the Meatles... I have that on Vinyl
Posted by: Stevie | June 27, 2005 11:31 PM
I'll have it with Mean Mr. Mustard. We can take it out...
Posted by: panthor | July 7, 2005 8:44 AM
It might not be indecent capitalization. This is technically a sign and capitalization is acceptable on a sign. However if we accept the capitalization then this is obviously a hate crime against plum tomato.
Posted by: Chuck Roast | July 13, 2005 10:00 AM
Please stop the puns and just "Lettuce Be!"
Posted by: mykzyk | October 27, 2005 10:21 AM